Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted. All you see is void now.
I wish this wish had a better wish.

 

Your wish is too easy. You become insane because someone says: "I wish for ∞."

I wish for my profile picture to spin.

 

Wish granted but you snap your neck in the process.
I wish for the next fallout to be announced.

 

Wish granted, but the new fallout game is actually a copy-paste of superman 64 and sonic 06 combined. I wish for a whistling pinwheel.

 

Wish granted, however the whistling makes your ears explode and die from blood loss
I wish that NMM wasn't such a pain in the ass when its download corrupts.

 

Wish granted but it was actually a virus.
I wish for a carrot.

 

Wish granted, you have a carrot in your butt.

I wish for there to be no food long and hard.

 

Sure, here is the carcass of your orange brother. I wish for better weather.

 

Wish granted, was not your opinion of better.

I wish I never slept, but also didn't have the downsides to not sleeping.

 

Wish granted, but you end up going insane being alone int he darkness.

I wish for a wish.

 

Wish granted, you wish for death and it doesn't become corrupt.

I wish for someone else to have the same music taste as me on these forums.

 

Wish granted.
Their music taste causes them to eat your music.
I wish for better Interweb.

 

Wish granted no one is on it.
I wish for Aidan not to be insane.

 

Wish granted, Aidan ends up becoming a hippie.

I wish for a pizza.

 

Wish granted, but the pizza was already eaten up.
I wish for cookies.

 

Wish granted, but I eat them when you're not looking.

I wish for another pizza.

 

Wish granted, but the pizza was stolen by aliens.
I wish for doritos.

 

Wish granted, but they are the toasted corn "flavor" I wish for fruit loops

 

Wish granted, you are now gay.
I wish for a new screen recorder.