200+ Yo Mama Jokes

I will be adding more jokes to this thread per day.

Hey guys! I recently whipped up a fine batch of yo mama jokes that I would like to share with you!
Please take note that they are in no way meant to offend anyone!

• Yo Mama so stupid, she though nickleback was a refund.
• Yo mama so fat, when she died on MC-War the player got 5 kills.
• Yo mama so ugly, one direction, went the other direction!
• Yo mama so hairy, when she gave birth to you, you got carpet burn!!
• Yo mama so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and though she was listening to Fifty Cent!
• Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they had to put a blanket over the pacific!
• Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of ass crack!
• Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper!
• Yo mamas so ugly, her pillow cries at night!
• Yo mama so fat, she had to be babtized, AT SEA WOLRD!
• Yo mama so hairy, big foot took her picture!
• Yo mama so ugly, when she went into a haunted house, she came out with a job application!
• Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb mountain dew!
• Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry!
• Yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stair way to heaven!!!
• Yo mama so ugly, when she died, she was rejected from hell!
• Yo mama so short, you can see her legs on her drivers license!
• Yo mama so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk!
• Yo mama so ugly, she turned medusa to stone!
• Yo mama so fat, half of her is in parallel universe!
• Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weed whacker!
• Yo mama so old, when I told her to act her age, she freaking died man!!
• Yo mama so fat, her splash attack does damage!
• Yo mama so ugly, when cool aid guy busted threw her wall, he said "Oh noooooooo"
• Yo mama so fat, when she climbed into a monster truck, it became a low rider.
• Yo mama so stupid, she yelled into an envelop, because she wanted to send a voice mail!
• Yo mama so ugly, Hello Kitty said good bye!
• Yo mama so old, she sat next to Mosis, in third grade!
• Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already world wide!
• Yo mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test, by taking all the drugs!
• Yo mama so hairy, she stars in Donkey Kong games!
• Yo mama so fat, when she made a PS3 account, the whole system crashed!
• Yo mama so ugly, her reflection rage quit!
• Yo mama so fat, she puts on her belt, with a boomerang!
• Yo mama so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruegar nightmares!
• Yo mama so fat, people use her as a jogging route! (around her)
• Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explora! (her)
• Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her!
• Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's!
• Yo mama so ugly, even gold fish crackers don't smile back!
• Yo mama so ugly, her mom said, "thats a face even A mother can't love"
• Yo mama so fat, I took her picture last christmas, and its still printing!!!
• Yo mama so ugly, when she played the scary maze game, she took the job of the face pop up!!(the the game got 10x scarier )
• Yo mama so short, when she smokes weed, she still can't get high!
• Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod, she made the iPad
• Yo mama so fat, she needs cheat codes for wii fit!
• Yo mama so ugly, the forever alone guy, DENIED her friend request!
• Yo mama so fat, she's a map in MC-War!
• Yo mama so fat, even kirby can't eat her!
• Yo mama so ugly, at the strip club, people pay her to keep her clothes on!
• Yo mama so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does!
• Yo mama so stupid, when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death!
• Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Sonic runs fast!
• Yo mama so poor, she chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list!
• Yo mama so stupid, she threw water at the computer to put out a flame war!
• Yo mama so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie!
• Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes!
• Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
• Yo mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals"
• Yo mama so short, she can do backflips user your bed!
• Yo mama so ugly, when she played mortal combat, Scorpion said "stay over there"!
• Yo mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
• Yo mama so fat, when it rains she uses the highway as a slippy slide!
• Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car, for gas money!
• Yo mama s ugly, she makes blind people cry!
• Yo mama so stupid, she went to the apple store to get a big mac! (Get it?)
• Yo mama so ugly, slender man runs from her! (and she's the reason he has no eyes)
• Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a blue tooth!
• Yo mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
• Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, she made skittles!
• Yo mama so hairy, they filmed the national geographic in her bathroom!
• Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
• Yo mama so stupid, she stays up all night trying to "catch" some sleep! (with a net)
• Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super bowl! (and the fat one brought cereal)
• Yo mama so stupid, she played got your nose with Voldemort!
• Yo mama so ugly, she wraps a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her!
• Yo mama so ugly, Scooby Doo wouldn't play with her for a scooby snack!
• Yo mama so stupid, when I said drinks were on the house, she went and got a ladder! (and then she fell off)
• Yo mama so fat, her belt size, is the equator!
• Yo mama so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus!
• Yo mama so stupid, when she threw a rock at the ground, she missed!
• Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it say "to be continued"
• Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said "one at a time please"
• Yo mama so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.
• Yo mamma so ugly, hotel managers use her picture to keep away rats.
• Yo mama so fat, when someone said she was full of baloni, they meant it.
• Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said I need your weight not your phone number.
• Yo mama so fat, the biggest number she ever saw was on the scale.
• Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart she lowered the prices.
• Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
• Yo mama so ugly, even Fix it Felix can't fix it.
• Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the zoo the hippos get jealous.
• Yo mama so fat, when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family.
• Yo mama so ugly, they changed Halloween to her birthday.
• Yo mama so old, when she was in school, there was no History class.
• Yo mama so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.
• Yo mama so poor, burglars break into her house and leave money.
• Yo mama so fat, she has a glass eye with a fish in it.
• Yo mama so filthy she needs to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
• Yo mama so fa, when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 10 years to live.
• Yo mama so fat she comes at you from all directions.
• Yo mama so fat, her cereal bool came with a life guard.
• Yo mama so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease the doctor said she'd be fine.
• Yo mama so fat, she eats with a fork lift instead of a Fork.
• Yo mama so fat, her shadow weighs 100 pounds.
• Yo mama so stupid, she thong seaweed was something fish smoke!
• Yo mama so fa, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got diabetes!
• Yo mamma so ugly, Bob the Builder said, I can't fix that!
• Yo mama so stupid, she bought tickets to XBox live!
• Yo mamma so old, her first Christmas, was the first Christmas!
• Yo mama so poor, that she takes the trash IN!
• Yo mama so fat, the sun revolves around HER!
• Yo mama so fat, the plane couldn't take off!
• Yo mama so fat, she's Miley Cirus's wrecking ball!
• Yo mama so old, her memory is in Black and White!
• Yo mama so fat, Christorphor Columbus claimed her as the new world!
• Yo mama so ugly, she makes Happy Meals cry!
• Yo mama so ugly, when she played grant theft auto, she got an instant 5 star!
• Yo mama so ugly, the Grimm Reaper refused to take her!
• Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational field!
• Yo mama so short, she limbs under the door!
• Yo mama so ugly, Halloween was moved to her birthday!

 

Why? To scared to get burned? xD

 

Try reading them all and see that I'm not repeating them. I took jokes from 36 different videos, comments in those videos, and tine rent collections and made this. Nothing is repeated, take the time that you all seem to have and read it.