Whats the Most Risky Thing You've Ever Done?

Neither have I but I have been warned and written up in elementary school.

 

I never understood what a "write-up" ever was.
I got one once, and I was like, "Holy f*cklawds am I going to be expelled??!!? "

 

Well back in elementary school, a write up was like a piece of gold paper and it showed what wrongings you have done. Then it goes home to your parents. It was so stupid I forged my mom's signature.

 

Oh, yeah. I remember.
I once *****-smacked a kid for taking my cookie at lunch...
All I got was a write up.
And a free cookie for taking it back to school signed...

 

I know, right?
It was a sugar cookie.
You take my sugar cookies, *****, you gon' DIE.

 

the riskiest thing that i have done is not doing my homework D:

what the heck were they going to do with you????

*sighs* wish that could happen to me D:

 

Eh.
I was dared to shout out "PEN1S" during an assembly, for $10.

 

LOL someone did that at my assembly......but it was just a dare no money.....

 

Suspend or expel me.

 

I once chewed gum for a whole week at school.

I never got caught ;3

 

Walk straight into a strangers house with a mask on my head! ( i lost a bet). Jesus christ, I havent been that scared my entire life. The man of the house threw an umbrella at me and chased me out! Scary ****! Do not do that, i repeat do not do that. Im just glad i dont live in America, i woulda probably go shot. (In norway, guns are almost illegale! Its not allowed to carry a gun at any time unless you are out hunting and with several papers and proofs of an accepted application!

Kinda wish it was this one: xD

 

I'd honestly choose being chased by an old man rather than getting my balls destroyed.

 

haha, agreed xD

 

Probably when I put my hand in the basket my kitten was sleeping in...
She nearly tore my hand off...

 

I also once jump off my bike 'cause I was about to fall in a ditch. . .

I fell in the ditch anyway, landing my crotch into a Hickory Tree.