Funniest things begginers say!

"Iso ****"
"Iso takes no skill"
"Shotguns are for ****s"
"20 ks **** YOU ****ING ****"
Yes, I consider the ragers who can't handle being killed by a certain gun or two beginners.
Obviously, if they can't find a way around it without screaming like a baby or making stupid remarks, they're a beginner.

 

*Newplayer joined the game!*

Newplayer: Why is the computer talking to me? (I personally found that the texture pack really creeped me out)

 

Duplicate thread

 

Haw 2 dooble jamp m8?

 

From what I have seen:
"Is this the hunger games????"
"How do I double jump" - This one gets annoying when you tell them you can't, but they think you are lying.
*Misspelling Model
"A hacker is blinding me!!!" (when an EMP goes off)

 

Those other threads are kind of old. It wouldn't be wise to post on those since they could be locked for gravedigging.

 

IS DIS DE HUNGAH GIMES? WHA IS DE COMPOOTER TAKING TO MEH? HOW DO YA DOOBLE JAMP?

 

10000000-0 GG

 

STORK PRESENTS

HOW TO TALK TO NEW PLAYERS

Situation 1

new player: I just joined i'm the owners friend

stork12345678: who is the owner

*new player left the game*

Situation 2

new player: IMA HACK AND DDoS THIS SERVER IF I DON'T GET MOD

stork12345678: reporting

new player: FAK U SHROOB IMA HACK THIS SERVER AND BAN U

*new player was banned*

Situation 3

new player: i have skill im lv 100 i have 1000000000000 nukes

stork12345678: i did /profile and you aren't that good

*new player left the game*

. . . So yea thats all i have to say

 

"How do I change weapons????"

"eZZZZZZZ TheParakeetLover" - Level 2 player

 

Can I join your clam? Yes, I've been asked this many times.

This actually happened a couple weeks ago. Decided to troll this person. Boy this player was gullible.

New player: Are you an npc
me: Yes.
new player: really?
me: yup.
....Hours later: Another player joins the server
new player: Are you a human?
lvl 45 person: Umm. yes
New player: Yay real humans! Bobaddie is an npc that plays the game.

pm to lvl 45 person: don't say anything. Play along with it.

This went on for about 4 hours.

 

When does the game start????!! ??!???
Yay my axe can shoot!
What do I do .-.
This guy won't die! He's on red team! (Beginner is on red as well)
Lvl 1 asks Mafia to join FLUX...
OIC: WTF! This guy killed me in 1 shot!!!!?, HACKERRS
Why does this thing give me slowness?
OmG I found a glitch! Sponges make you fly!
Why can't I break blocks?
Yay gun Game! (Keep in mind it is easier for them to get kills)

 

but if it's true
:OoOoO

zap is ez I kills hem 4 tims

 

I said this... When I was new " why the **** do I get slowness when I hit my teamate with a gun?!?!?!?"

 

" Can someone donate for me " * sigh *

 

Raygun OP.

 

I don't have any

 

how i change my class or shoot weopon?