Funniest things begginers say!

pls coffeewithchoco donaet 4 meh

 

U A FOKING HAXOR BOYYYYY OOH IMA DDOS YA NOW BOYYYYYYY and I'm like OH HELL NO

 

that's warz

 

S

 

New player: JATEAM1 you nuked again. You are a hacker!

NP: Can I join you clan?
Me: Sorry you have to be 30+
NP: asks the same question 5 more times.

NP: JATEAM1 what gun do I use on this map? Asks 5 more times.


NP: How do I buy guns? How do I level up and how do I double jump?

 

Nuke hacker!
OMG ONESHOT HAX!!!
Iso noob.
How to play?
How to double jump?

 

I remember when i was a starter i was the greatest nub there oh the menories 1rst i thought some1 hacked my thing or dat shiz when i zoomed and 2nd i raged too much and dem emps be scaring me, good times

Also it reminds me when i got mc i played for a month and mined with mi hands cause didnt know how to craft torches or pics :3

 

New player im so pro level 10

 

YOU HACK
YOU BROUGHT A SHOTGUN INTO ONEINTHECHAMBER

 

We really need to remove that sign about double jumping.

 

OMG speedo so eZ die to my m16

2 kills later: OMG SPEEDO SO BANNED MACROS (using minifun)

 

U haxor u shooting snowballs wif a bowl!Im reporting u and imma DDOS u!
*screenshot FTW* *player gets banned*

*me running away to reload*
*new player* F*** U MOTHER ****ER! GET THE **** BACK HERE SO I CAN ****ING KILL UR ****ING A**!
Reference anyone?

 

How to play
when the game starts?
How to join a clan?
Why I can't join a game?
How to shoot?
1000000000-0 …
F**K Y**. ***K, Iso N**B
***K this sword targeter
Rage quit.
It's a N****Y server.
SU** the staff.
W*F with this blind???? Why I'm blind???
What means KDR??
(Name) GUN???
Hacker

 

Iso takes no skill -.-

 

Please, this might start a flame war. Every gun takes skill, just depends on how you see it.

 

how do u double jump on the parkour ???
WHAT THE F**k HE 1 shot me ._. reporting he haxs
m8 1v1 im beast ill rekt u " says that to melting angel "
y cant i break the blocks am i glitching anyone lagging ?
1000000000000000000000000-o bg
THERES A HACKER HES BLINDED ME PLZ HELP ME

 

^^
This Is a reason why does a person hates me.

NP #1: Who's gonna be the team leader?
NP #2: ME Me me1!!!
NP #1: Ok i will follow you
Me : *facepalm* your not team leader,theres lvl 60+ on your team and your level 5
NP #2: Noob Im better then you
ME : what level are you then:
NP #2: Im level 9948268382768957629 and your level 3

 

K den just wanted to tell my opinion thx for telling poskey <3

 

"Jaydenchadd, are you a mod?"
"Jaydenchadd how did you get a purple clan name??"
"jaydenchadd, are you a donor?"
"How do you double jump??"
@YepImRobbie

 

I don't think you would be able to comprehend this
But the Isolator does take skill
It has quite a bit of skill that's needed to use it

Have a nice day sir

This really shouldn't annoy me but whenever people say a gun takes no skill, it really gets on my nerves. I like being able to use whatever guns I want, knowing that I have the skills to use said weapon. A newbie cannot use the Isolator effectively, it requires a high level of skill compared to automatic weaponry like the Skullcrusher. So when someone claims it takes no skill... well, it gets really annoying.