Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, but Jeff the killer murders you while you're playing it (lol.puttyland.com)

I wish for your mom to not be ugly (OH SNAP)

 

Wish granted, but she now even more hideous.

I wish for sleep.

 

Wish granted, you sleep until you die.
I wish for a Gravity Gun. (HL2)

 

Wish granted, but you eat the gravity gun and die.

I wish for people to stop corrupting wishes

 

Wish granted, people start hacking your computer instead.
I wish for a magic goat called Carl.

 

Wish granted, but the magic goat Carl is actually a llama named Carl and stabs you 37 times in the chest.

I wish for carl the llama to stop eating people's hands.

 

Wish granted, Carl start eating people's eyes.
I wish for Carl to eat your eyes.

 

Wish granted, but he ate your eyes instead.

I wish for chicken.

 

Wish granted, but the chicken ends up destroying the world.

I wish for a wish.

 

Wish granted, but your wish got corrupted.

I wish for a sandwich.

Edit: Erader, WHY

 

Wish granted, but it comes broken.

I wish for happiness.

 

Wish granted but you get killed because people are jealous of you.

I wish for halo no to be CoD with a better story line.

 

wish granted, it becomes the opposite.

I wish for the MSR to be more popular.

 

Wish granted but i gets nerfed ( and you response made no sense.)

I wish for PI.

 

Wish un-granted > (jks)
I wish for all donator stuff

 

Wish granted but you already have it.

I wish for CAKE.

 

Wish granted. Here's your Christmas fruitcake.

I wish for super speed v:

 

You run at super speed, but catch fire while doing it and die.

I wish for stuff.