Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted but you fall into the grand cannon and die.

I wish for the internet to not be free of trolls.

EDIT: you ninja me tac
Wish granted but you got to much stuff and it crushed you.

 

Wish granted, but they turn into actual trolls, and eat you.

 

You need to wish for something after you grant a corrupted one :/
I'll start it back up, I guess.
I wish for page 11 of this thread.

 

Wish granted, but your wishes didn't get corrupted. (However that works)

I wish for something delicious.

 

Wish granted.
You wash it down with sewage water to get the delicious taste out of your mouth.
I wish that every time someone begged for the update on the forums, the update is delayed one day.

 

DON'T GIVE THEM THE IDEA!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Anyways, wish granted!!! But it's the update for war-z

I wish for {putty}

 

Wish granted.
You get the {putty} taken away as soon as you get the {putty}.
I wish for 2 meals a day ;(

 

Wish granted, they end up being 1.5 McDonald items per meal.

I wish for a new bigger bike.

 

Wish granted. You get your new bike, but it falls into a volcano.

I wish for a cheeseburger.

 

Wish granted, it ends up being from McDonald's (Fuk McD's)

I wish for a sugar sprinkle cookie.

 

Wish granted, but McDonalds decided to start making sugar sprinkle cookies, and your cookie was from McDs.

I wish for a bag of skittles.

 

Wish granted, they are poisonous.
I wish doughnuts. Mhmm doughnuts.

 

Wish granted, they are poisonous.

I wish for a new mouse.

 

Wish granted.
You get an albino mouse with red eyes.
I wish for POKEMON (BADASS).

 

Wish granted. It died.
I wish for a new hat.

 

Wish granted, but it's a ghastly gibbus (tf2 )

I wish for a piggie bank full of {putty}

 

Wish granted, but the servers become SUPER robots, which destroy the world.

I wish that it would be possible to donate with PaySafeCards for MC-War.