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Taterology

Discussion in 'Raid' started by LegalSkateboards, Feb 12, 2015.

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Has Taterology freed you?

  1. Yes, it brings me warmth!

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  2. I couldn't live without the mighty tater on my side!

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  3. Down with the evil taters! Up with Taterology!

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  1. LegalSkateboards

    LegalSkateboards Well-Known Member

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    In the land of PvP,
    taters had once been looked at as an ordinary food. Simplistic and edible, yet now they're so much more. Many people ask, "how has the tater become a religion?" yet they don't open their heart and soul to feel the answer.
    The tater is not creator of the universe, of man kind, nor even itself. However, it withholds powers greater beyond recondition. When large abundances of taters are made, the power becomes incredibly immense. When a large abundance of taters releases this power to where it can be felt, it produces the feeling known to give Taterology.
    What exactly is Taterology? Taterology is the study and religion of the mighty potato. The mighty potato is known to have sympathy for the lands of PvP Survival, and to spread growth across the animals and crops. Ceremonial worships are created by creating big crops. The bigger the crops are, the more power the mighty potato creates to be dispersed through the taters.
    Taterology is also healthy for the mind and soul. When taters are picked, planted, and cooked, they release small orbs of power to give thanks to the worship of Taterology. Also in return, the mighty potato allows his taters to be edible for the lands of PvP Survival to consume.
    Not all taters are consumable. The nonbelievers of Taterology scorch the mighty tater's prosperity, thus producing taters of evil. The evil taters can be depicted by their green tint and their foul taste. Worshipers of the mighty tater destroy these taters by lighting them on fire and pleasing the mighty tater.

    How to be part of Taterology?
    • Create giant crops of taters
    • Eat taters
    • Burn the evil taters
    • Destroy all non-tater lovers
    Flag of Taterology. 2015-02-11_15.18.44.png

    Free your soul!
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  2. TheSinisterOne

    TheSinisterOne Goodbye

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  4. LegalSkateboards

    LegalSkateboards Well-Known Member

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    As long as you don't use the mighty tater's name in vain.
     
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  5. TheSinisterOne

    TheSinisterOne Goodbye

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  6. Canoodle

    Canoodle Former Staff Manager

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    Are you going to create a tater church and have practices held on certain days too? :> Taters is love, it is life.
     
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  7. Lord_Roke

    Lord_Roke Forever the Forums Watchdog
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  8. RobbyG_

    RobbyG_ Well-Known Member

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    THANK YOU BASED TATER
     
  9. dragonxPxP

    dragonxPxP Well-Known Member

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    Uhm..… cool ._.
     
  10. Ritzy

    Ritzy Est. 2014
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    Well. I think I'm in this retat religion as I am rightful owner of the most OP potato in the game.
     
  11. x38

    x38 Active Member

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    I'm apart of the tater religion. I now have a true feeling for taters... I'm following @LegalSkateboards's lead of taters.
     
  12. TheRobotCreeper

    TheRobotCreeper Well-Known Member

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    raise ur taters
     
  13. Buzzy357

    Buzzy357 Hurry and drain your tears so we can fight.

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    allow me to share my story of how i founded the power of the "Tater"

    IN my early days of minecraft i was my crap lookin robot skin in a single day in survival. i find a sand village, what's the first thing i see?



    2014-11-15_15.00.21.png this was when i belived that the tater was NO ORDINARY F**KIN FOOD YO, It was a thing of love, it was a thing of peace, it was the thing that taters were able to defy laws of blocks and grow on nothing but a simple block of hardened sand, Please, share the love of the Potato. share it. The potato's sacred power is more powerful thanj p4, the sacred potato's powers were more powerful than a sharpness X, the potato was stronger than Silver's Dragon egg, the sacred potato was more powerful than cuddle's panti-Wow lemme stop right there,

    Well spread the love and EAT. THE.TATER.
     
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  14. MortalJE

    MortalJE Well-Known Member

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    Its beautiful. :open_mouth::open_mouth:
     
  15. TheRobotCreeper

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    This.. This is amazing.. I now have the love for Taters...@AdorablePotato shall be our queen.
     
  16. x38

    x38 Active Member

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    Oh my....
     
  17. potatoesky

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  18. Buzzy357

    Buzzy357 Hurry and drain your tears so we can fight.

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    OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTE! CAN I KEEP IT! PLEASE!
     
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  19. potatoesky

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    <3
     
  20. LegalSkateboards

    LegalSkateboards Well-Known Member

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    For Valentine's Day!
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