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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by SasMastah, Mar 7, 2015.

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  1. SasMastah

    SasMastah Well-Known Member

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    @Blamo @peter1262 @Cappuccino @Quin

    Terrible Pickup Lines
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    Peter: Do you have a diamond pickaxe because I am as hard as obsidian.

    Sas: Is your name Gigga, because you're in my dreams.

    Cappuccino: Let me track you, because I want to raid you. (Worst one yet)

    Peter: You must be made of bone meal because you make me grow.

    Blamo: Is your name Corn, because I want to eat you. (Never mind, new worst one)

    Blamo: Do you play soccer? Because you're a star.

    Blamo (Cranking em out): Is it way2hot in here? Or is it just you?

    Sas: Are you a randomcitizen? Cuz' I want to meet you.

    Peter: You must be a pressure plate because when you walk on me, I turn on.

    Post more terrible pick-up lines below!
     
    #1 SasMastah, Mar 7, 2015
  2. Peter1262

    Peter1262 Well-Known Member

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    LOL SO bad
     
    #2 Peter1262, Mar 7, 2015
  3. Blamo

    Blamo ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

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    these are uber cheesy
    I have a good one for Raven, but I don't want an EZ demote
     
    #3 Blamo, Mar 7, 2015
    Last edited: Mar 7, 2015
  4. Peter1262

    Peter1262 Well-Known Member

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    TURTLES
     
    #4 Peter1262, Mar 7, 2015
  5. Blamo

    Blamo ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

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    PETER, no!!!!

    (ez demote)
     
    #5 Blamo, Mar 7, 2015
  6. GlobalistCuck

    GlobalistCuck Well-Known Member

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    Are you a diamond chestplate?

    Because I want to lock you up in a chest and only let you out when I'm ready to wear you. (Creepy, I know :stuck_out_tongue:)
     
    #6 GlobalistCuck, Mar 7, 2015
  7. Chopo

    Chopo Well-Known Member

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    hey gurl are you minecraft because you're looking @Optifine
     
    #7 Chopo, Mar 7, 2015
  8. asvpbrvdv

    asvpbrvdv Well-Known Member

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    are you a scrub? cause i wanna rekt u all nite long
    i got xray and i must say i found gold
     
    #8 asvpbrvdv, Mar 7, 2015
  9. Javed

    Javed Well-Known Member

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    call me kcl because imma be hittin that all nite long
    gurl do you play mcparty? because i need some help beating this chicken... cock... whatever
    are you jewish? if so, youre halfway there #JizzyJew
     
    #9 Javed, Mar 7, 2015
  10. SoMuchWinning

    SoMuchWinning Well-Known Member

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    And.
    MrJaryd2000 (ex-staff)
    "Do you wanna play Minecraft? Cuz I'd totally love to put my stick in your inventory"
    This actually happened, but the video is not appropriate for children. PM for the full video.
     
    #10 SoMuchWinning, Mar 8, 2015
  11. Brittan

    Brittan Well-Known Member

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    Damn, are you part Enderman? Cuz you took my breath away.
     
    #11 Brittan, Mar 8, 2015
  12. Mokolee

    Mokolee Well-Known Member

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    Do you play Osu? Cause I'd like to click on your circles.

    Do you play CSGO? Cause I wanna plant my bomb in your site A.
     
    #12 Mokolee, Mar 8, 2015
  13. Blamo

    Blamo ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

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    #13 Blamo, Mar 8, 2015
  14. C9_Mango

    C9_Mango Well-Known Member

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    #14 C9_Mango, Mar 8, 2015
  15. HaThisNamesTaken

    HaThisNamesTaken Well-Known Member

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    r u owner
    i wanna be owner pls
     
    #15 HaThisNamesTaken, Mar 8, 2015
  16. tallscot

    tallscot sceptiiiiiii

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    Are you an archeologist? Cuz' I got a large bone that needs examining.

    Do you like enderdragons? Then you're gonna love it when I drag these balls across your face.
     
    #16 tallscot, Mar 8, 2015
  17. Canoodle

    Canoodle Former Staff Manager

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    Blamo, do you need someone to blame? Because I'll be that person for you. @Blamo I don't think I'm good at this.
     
    #17 Canoodle, Mar 8, 2015
  18. mma0648

    mma0648 Well-Known Member

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    @Death2Memory messed it up. It's "Do you like enderdragons? Cuz imma be draggin my balls all over your face.
     
    #18 mma0648, Mar 8, 2015
  19. Cactus2388

    Cactus2388 Active Member

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    Are you Ibk? Because I want you in my moon (Hue)
     
    #19 Cactus2388, Mar 8, 2015
  20. Blamo

    Blamo ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

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    Does your name happen to be Kss? Cuz I want you 18 times.
    @18kss
     
    #20 Blamo, Mar 9, 2015
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