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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iMacro, Mar 11, 2015.

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Cheesy or swag

  1. Swaggy cheesse

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  1. iMacro

    iMacro An Essential Meme Maker (^:

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    1.
    Me : I lost my virginity yesterday
    Person : Too who?
    Me : Ask your sister
    Person : I don't have a sister
    Me : She will be coming in 9 months time.

    2.
    How many lives does a Nazi cat have? (None Offensive)
    Nein lives.

    3. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
    Fsh
     
    #1 iMacro, Mar 11, 2015
  2. SmoothJazz32

    SmoothJazz32 Well-Known Member

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    what did the penny say to the nickel?
    lets get together and make some cents

    When does it rain money?
    when there is a change in weather.
     
    #2 SmoothJazz32, Mar 11, 2015
  3. Canoodle

    Canoodle Former Staff Manager

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    xD I actually laughed out loud. These two that I remember hearing:

    Did you hear the joke about the tortilla? It was corny.

    What's blue and smells like red paint?
    Blue paint. :v


     
    #3 Canoodle, Mar 11, 2015
  4. alleging

    alleging Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef
     
    #4 alleging, Mar 11, 2015
  5. SmoothJazz32

    SmoothJazz32 Well-Known Member

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    What is brown and sticky?
    a stick!

    What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
    Cashew!
     
    #5 SmoothJazz32, Mar 12, 2015
  6. Candicee

    Candicee Well-Known Member

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    Did you hear about that mushroom? I heard he's a fungi
     
    #6 Candicee, Mar 12, 2015
  7. NMHRODMAN1SBEST

    NMHRODMAN1SBEST WarZ | Ex Staff

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    Where do you find a dog with no legs?
    Right where you left it.

    Did you hear the teachers lesson on atoms?
    Yeah, but she said it probably won't matter.
     
    #7 NMHRODMAN1SBEST, Mar 12, 2015
  8. Mokolee

    Mokolee Well-Known Member

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    What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

    Aye matey.
     
    #8 Mokolee, Mar 12, 2015
  9. LegalSkateboards

    LegalSkateboards Well-Known Member

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    What did the math teacher say when he dropped his date off?
    Cockulator.
    -Legal'sAbilityToCreateOriginalDirtyJokes
     
    #9 LegalSkateboards, Mar 12, 2015
  10. YeezyLaces

    YeezyLaces Well-Known Member

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    I got one, but it's a Yo-Mama joke...
    "Yo mama is so Black the oil detector goes off when she gets out of her car."
     
    #10 YeezyLaces, Mar 12, 2015
  11. LegalSkateboards

    LegalSkateboards Well-Known Member

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    Your mama's so white when she took a trip to Texas, it was deemed as the state's first blizzard.
     
    #11 LegalSkateboards, Mar 13, 2015
  12. ChickenNinja

    ChickenNinja Well-Known Member

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    What's green, fuzzy, and If it fell out of a tree would kill you?
    A pool table (billiards)
     
    #12 ChickenNinja, Mar 13, 2015
  13. alleging

    alleging Well-Known Member

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    Let's not be racist here
     
    #13 alleging, Mar 13, 2015
  14. supercraft002

    supercraft002 Well-Known Member

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    No live(s) or 9 lives ? Don't get that :V
     
    #14 supercraft002, Mar 13, 2015
  15. YeezyLaces

    YeezyLaces Well-Known Member

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    That was just from the Boondocks :stuck_out_tongue:
     
    #15 YeezyLaces, Mar 13, 2015
  16. StrikerSly

    StrikerSly Well-Known Member

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    That first joke was seriously brutal XD
    I did Nazi that comin'
    Did jew?
     
    #16 StrikerSly, Mar 13, 2015
  17. Slovakoko

    Slovakoko Well-Known Member

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    Another 'yo mama' joke:
    Yo mama's so cross eyed, when she had sex she thought it was having a threesome :L:L:L:L
     
    #17 Slovakoko, Mar 13, 2015
  18. 19kss

    19kss 18kss

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    TO GET TO HIS COUSION CALLED CHICKENPUTTY!
     
    #18 19kss, Mar 13, 2015
  19. NathanDrake

    NathanDrake Well-Known Member

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    What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
    "I smell carrots."
     
    #19 NathanDrake, Mar 13, 2015
  20. Phanta

    Phanta Well-Known Member

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    Coder A: Dude this guy got into my git repos last night, he really screwed up a lot of stuff

    Coder B: My god, did you lose your versionity?
     
    #20 Phanta, Mar 13, 2015
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