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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iMacro, Mar 11, 2015.

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Cheesy or swag

  1. Swaggy cheesse

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  2. Cheese swag

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  1. Choci

    Choci Well-Known Member

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    The pronunciation of the german word "Nein" (=no) sounds like the english word "nine".
     
    #21 Choci, Mar 14, 2015
  2. supercraft002

    supercraft002 Well-Known Member

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    I know :V
     
    #22 supercraft002, Mar 14, 2015
  3. unicornbob123

    unicornbob123 Active Member

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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick

    What do you call a schoolbus of white people?

    A twinkie
     
    #23 unicornbob123, Mar 16, 2015
  4. iMacro

    iMacro An Essential Meme Maker (^:

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    Someone already made that stick joke, lel
     
    #24 iMacro, Mar 16, 2015
  5. xDepressione

    xDepressione Active Member

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    Dees jokes, bu.. Wh.. Just bad
     
    #25 xDepressione, Nov 25, 2015
  6. Pegleg98

    Pegleg98 Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
     
    #26 Pegleg98, Nov 25, 2015
  7. amazingallen234

    amazingallen234 Former Jmod | Wild West

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    Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home.

    Student: *throws bag out of window*

    Teacher: Who threw that?

    Student: Me. I'm going home.


    Here's another one:

    And Jesus said come forth and you shall receive eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster.
     
    #27 amazingallen234, Nov 25, 2015
  8. Lekosa1

    Lekosa1 mineman

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    You.
     
    #28 Lekosa1, Nov 25, 2015
  9. BAWSS5

    BAWSS5 Well-Known Member

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    Two fish are in a tank.

    One turns to the other and says 'you drive, I'll shoot'
     
    #29 BAWSS5, Nov 25, 2015
  10. randomcitizen1

    randomcitizen1 The schizophrenic swagmoneymillionaire

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    What's green and red and goes round and round?

    A frog in a blender. :V
     
    #30 randomcitizen1, Nov 25, 2015
  11. FHTzoob

    FHTzoob Active Member

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    Dad: There are going to be thousands of people in Paris tonight.
    Me: Why?
    Dad: ....because they live there.
     
    #31 FHTzoob, Nov 25, 2015
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    What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?

    Robin, get in the batmobile.
     
    #32 Usp45, Nov 25, 2015
  13. BAWSS5

    BAWSS5 Well-Known Member

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    What's the difference between 5 horses and 3 horses?









    2 horses :/
     
    #33 BAWSS5, Nov 25, 2015
  14. Chopo

    Chopo Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a short Mexican?
    A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
    What's the difference between jam and jelly?
    I can't jelly my dick in your ass.
     
    #34 Chopo, Nov 25, 2015
  15. Usp45

    Usp45 Well-Known Member

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    someone told me the dirty one yesterday lol
     
    #35 Usp45, Nov 25, 2015
  16. alleging

    alleging Well-Known Member

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    But if I say that ill get perm banned of forums
     
    #36 alleging, Nov 26, 2015
  17. SoCool21

    SoCool21 Bans Reports & Appeals Admin | McPvPer for Life <3

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    What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
    One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon
     
    #37 SoCool21, Nov 26, 2015
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