How a trip to Giant can go terribly wrong

The other day I went to Giant, a local grocery store, to get food for dinner with my dad. So, we are about to go to the frozen food section, but to get there, you have to either go to the front of the store or the back by the pharmacy and medical/personal care stuff. So, seeing as how we were already in the baking area, which is by the back, we start heading over. Well, on the way, an old lady with a cart passes by me and knocks over a shelf of some mystery boxes. Of course, she didn't do anything, and so I, not quite knowing what was in the boxes at the time, bend down to pick them up. I, of course, had ABSOLUTELY no idea what it was, and as I'm putting it back on the shelf, I noticed that like 10 people were staring at me. I look at the box and see in horror what it was. I examine the box, and it turns out I had 7 boxes of "ULTRA HIGH QUALITY LUBE PERFECT FOR MOVIE NIGHT". So, here you have a 14 year old white boy, kneeling on the ground, with 7 boxes of super high quality lube, as a group of 10 or so adults looking in complete disgust/confusion. I put the boxes away, stand up, and walk to my dad, with my head down, and trying not to bust out laughing. Not a word was spoken on the way to that accursed frozen food section.

Tl;dr: On a trip to Giant, an old lady knocks down ultra high quality lube, but keeps walking, and I, being a 14 year old white boy, bend down to pick it up. This, needless to say, attracted a reasonably large crowd.