Corrupt a Wish

Good luck

 

Wish Granted You now Have Your Favorite Desert
I wish for a fish
I don't know why though I'm vegetarian

 

wish granted. you are now a fish

i wish i was a tree..

 

Granted, but they cut you..
I wish I WAS the owner of McBrawl :3

 

Wish granted, but the servers have only 1 slot.
I wish that a cat would not attack me with a shotgun.

 

Wish granted.
I wish for people to stop forgetting to add their wishes.

 

Wish granted.

 

You didn't grant the wish.
I wish for people to not post their wishes after corrupting other wishes.

 

Wish granted. you are dead.
I wish I could fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

How is that relevant to my wish?
Wish granted, you can fly. However, you cannot descend.
I wish to hear an interesting story.

 

Once upon a time, there was an ugly BrawlerAce_. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

I wish I had an abstract noun to throw at people.

 

That was such a beautiful story.
However, it wasn't corrupted.
Wish granted, but it was a literal object that would annoy people.
I wish for people to stop making bad poems.

 

Roses are red
The TV's are grey
This poem is good
Buy me some food

I wish Apple would stop stealing Android-ean ideas.

 

That was a bad poem. lrn2game pls
Wish granted, it's now the opposite.
I wish for (wish)

 

(I wish you would die)

I wish ^

 

Wish granted. However, I respawn, set the gamemode to hardcore, and kill you.
I wish Hoenn 3 wasn't confirmed so that we could still make that joke.

 

Hoenn 3 never was released, but HL3 was.

I wish HL3 were confirmed.

jk hl3 will never be

 

Wish granted. However, EA and Microsoft are working together on it.

I wish for a new movie based on Loominati and Nicholas Cage.

 

Wish granted, but it's directed by Michael Bay.|
I wish for Professor Layton in SSB5.

 

i wish that...