Here's a Poetic Guide to WarZ! - Corbin28

Because non-poetic guides are too mainstream, I shall make one that is unique. Remember, I don't really practice poetry, this might suck.

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Part 1 - This is Where Your Adventure Begins!

Let's start by typing /spawn in the chat,
You would die, and a random place is where you'd spawn at.
You would get what you need to be alive,
With a tunic and a sword, you would be starting to thrive.

You might spawn to a village nearby,
Just stay away from there in a few moments, don't ask why.
But if you're too curious, I'll give you a word,
"There are too many enemies in this world."

Anyways, the part two of the poem begins,
This is where you'd start to have wins,
Don't go too fast though, because you'll die,
Because there are players stronger than you nearby.

Part 2 - Get Weapons!

You should get weapons to survive,
Because without those, you wouldn't be alive,
So join us and be mainstream, because you need it to strive,
That's the simple objective, and it is to be alive.

From swords to armor, you will see everywhere,
Food here, food there, guns here, guns there,
You will see them everywhere you go,
And when you see them, sometimes you'll be shocked in awe.

Remember, in chests, them you will find,
Maybe they're in front, in the back, or behind.
But, every chests counts as you can see,
Because everyone is better than nothing for me and thee.

Now, be ready to see the third part of this guide,
I wish you good luck, and may your thoughts get wide,
This is about the people who you need to be,
Because I'm really concerned about thee.

Part 3 - No One, You Should Trust!

You should not trust anyone so easily,
Because one day, they might turn their backs against thee,
They would kill you, because they will betray,
But you should know that there is another way.

You should trust only a few,
Because I'm sure everyone will not be nice to you.
You should not make millions of friends to be with you,
You should make friends that help you when many are against you.

Now, prepare to pillage for part four,
Be sure to check everything, from floor to floor.
But be wary, people are there to protect it,
You should know this, or your thoughts aren't well-lit.

Part 4 - Bases, Thou Shalt Raid!

You shall raid bases in order to be on the top,
This is what you need in order to go once more, up.
But becareful of what you see,
Because it might be a trap for thee.

If there are easy bases to raid, then you should know too,
There are some bases that will look too good to be true.
There might be people pillaging them too,
And surely, they kill just to protect it from you!

Don't go exposed, or people will snipe you,
I'm sure you that you know it too!
Because some kill you with just 1 hit,
There is to need to charge to you and kill you with crits.

Now, welcome to the next part and I'll say have fun,
Remember, from scary people, you must run.
Because they would kill you if you don't stay away,
One day, you will notice, on the ground you will lay.

Part 5 - Thou Shalt Kill Your Fiends!

You should kill for more loot, because that, you will need.
Remember, a gun and a sword is better than getting weed,
You should always remember to bring gear,
Because people stronger than thee will be what you hear.

Stay away from people who you think are strong,
Because they will always kill you, rushing headlong.
Now there are weaker people, don't get me wrong,
But they might be accompanied by someone who's strong.

You shall kill thy enemies, but always be cautious,
Always be hidden, and never be obvious,
For people will see you and snipe you from afar,
Remember, this place is in a huge war.

Anyways, I'll be going now, thanks for your time,
I'm running out of words that will rhyme,
To the next stanzas that I think I will add,
The name's Katherine, and as always, what a fun time I've had!

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~Katherine

P.S: If you asked how long I've made this, I've made this for 20 minutes. It wasn't easy. XD

 

A few minutes to type, about 15 minutes to write.

EDIT: That freaking comma.

 

I was referring to military bases, and volcano bases.