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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by THECOMMANDER5643, Jun 7, 2015.

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  1. THECOMMANDER5643

    THECOMMANDER5643 Well-Known Member

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    Hello CTF!

    Just wanted to make this little thread to keep the edge off until CTF is completely released. The rules are simple: Make the punniest jokes you can possibly imagine. Just try to keep them clean.

    I'll start us off:

    WHAT DO WE WANT!
    LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!
    WHEN DO WE WANT THEM!
    NEEEEOOOOOOWWWWW!


    I used to hate math, but then i realized that decimals have a point.


    I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but i know i wouldn't get a reaction.


    I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.


    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.


    Claustrophobic people are most productive at thinking outside the box.


    Using a broken pencil is pointless.


    This is just the beginning!
    [​IMG]
     
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    #1 THECOMMANDER5643, Jun 7, 2015
  2. RaZeragon

    RaZeragon TC Co-Leader | Catgirl Enthusiast

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    No
    No
    no whyyy
     
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    #2 RaZeragon, Jun 7, 2015
  3. MrWaffleman

    MrWaffleman The negligence of time's end is man's downfall

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    Ummm, I'm so punny, ha, ha... I'm horrible at puns ._., maybe more CTF puns?
     
    #3 MrWaffleman, Jun 7, 2015
  4. Illuminonymous

    Illuminonymous Well-Known Member

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    This purple guy wouldn't let me cap the flag, it was a mage-or problem.
     
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    #4 Illuminonymous, Jun 7, 2015
  5. Ironic_Gentleman

    Ironic_Gentleman Well-Known Member

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    You can't run in a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents.

    We'll sword out that problem later, @Illuminonymous.

    Because the CTF community is hilarious.
     
    #5 Ironic_Gentleman, Jun 7, 2015
  6. Illuminonymous

    Illuminonymous Well-Known Member

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    Right after I deal with this diamond guy, he's quite heavy.
     
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    #6 Illuminonymous, Jun 7, 2015
  7. Ironic_Gentleman

    Ironic_Gentleman Well-Known Member

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    The one in red leather over there has a fiery personality. Might wanna deal with him, too.
     
    #7 Ironic_Gentleman, Jun 7, 2015
  8. Illuminonymous

    Illuminonymous Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't want to dwarf your problems, but now there's a guy over there who won't stop crouching.
     
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    #8 Illuminonymous, Jun 7, 2015
  9. Ironic_Gentleman

    Ironic_Gentleman Well-Known Member

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    This guy with the pots is poisoning the atmosphere. I'm a little worried.
     
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    #9 Ironic_Gentleman, Jun 7, 2015
  10. SoCool21

    SoCool21 Bans Reports & Appeals Admin | McPvPer for Life <3

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    Wanna see a great way to support your team? Here, let me show you medic. (think about it)
     
    #10 SoCool21, Jun 7, 2015
  11. Ironic_Gentleman

    Ironic_Gentleman Well-Known Member

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    That wasn't even funny. That was just depressingly true. ._.
     
    #11 Ironic_Gentleman, Jun 7, 2015
  12. SoCool21

    SoCool21 Bans Reports & Appeals Admin | McPvPer for Life <3

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    It might not've been funny, but was it punny?
    don't worry i'll stop now
     
    #12 SoCool21, Jun 7, 2015
  13. Illuminonymous

    Illuminonymous Well-Known Member

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    Jokes like those deserve to be punished.
     
    #13 Illuminonymous, Jun 7, 2015
  14. SoCool21

    SoCool21 Bans Reports & Appeals Admin | McPvPer for Life <3

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    Now that was punderful
     
    #14 SoCool21, Jun 7, 2015
  15. Gh0st_92

    Gh0st_92 Active Member

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    I'd tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon :smile:))))))
     
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    #15 Gh0st_92, Jun 7, 2015
  16. Illuminonymous

    Illuminonymous Well-Known Member

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    I was worried the joke would be punclear if I didn't italicize it.
     
    #16 Illuminonymous, Jun 7, 2015
  17. SoCool21

    SoCool21 Bans Reports & Appeals Admin | McPvPer for Life <3

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    Oh dear, I'm starting to pun out of jokes to say
     
    #17 SoCool21, Jun 7, 2015
  18. Ironic_Gentleman

    Ironic_Gentleman Well-Known Member

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    You both need to be put in a punitentiary.
     
    #18 Ironic_Gentleman, Jun 7, 2015
  19. SoCool21

    SoCool21 Bans Reports & Appeals Admin | McPvPer for Life <3

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    That wasn't even punny. You need to learn the pundamentals of a good joke. 2 in 1
     
    #19 SoCool21, Jun 7, 2015
  20. Illuminonymous

    Illuminonymous Well-Known Member

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    Now this is pundemonium.
     
    #20 Illuminonymous, Jun 7, 2015
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