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  1. ekali

    ekali Bannēd for DoX

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    Post geek related jokes down below.

    I'll start:

    There's a band called 1023MB.
    They haven't had any gigs.
     
    #1 ekali, Jul 7, 2015
  2. LeeHerouiPower

    LeeHerouiPower Well-Known Member

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    When i was a kid, my english teacher looked my way and said, ''Name two pronouns.''
    I said, ''Who, Me?''
     
    #2 LeeHerouiPower, Jul 7, 2015
  3. BuddyCroooock

    BuddyCroooock Well-Known Member

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    I just know Dutch jokes...
     
    #3 BuddyCroooock, Jul 7, 2015
  4. Andrwe

    Andrwe Well-Known Member

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    Your sig looks like it's laughing at the joke, and it made me lol.
     
    #4 Andrwe, Jul 7, 2015
  5. Gynamo

    Gynamo Well-Known Member

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    Cringe incoming.
     
    #5 Gynamo, Jul 7, 2015
  6. LeeHerouiPower

    LeeHerouiPower Well-Known Member

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    Yolo.
     
    #6 LeeHerouiPower, Jul 7, 2015
  7. BAWSS5

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    I've always liked the music of the famous artists Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison.

    The original AC/DC.
     
    #7 BAWSS5, Jul 7, 2015
  8. Lozzylouise

    Lozzylouise SG Player at Heart

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    Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." He doesn't react.
     
    #8 Lozzylouise, Jul 7, 2015
  9. BAWSS5

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    A monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says 'make me one with everything'.

    After receiving his hotdog, the monk pays with a 20. He asks 'so, can I get some change?' the man behind the stand says 'but good sir, don't you know change comes from within'.
     
    #9 BAWSS5, Jul 7, 2015
  10. EmperorTrump45

    EmperorTrump45 Dank Memer

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    [​IMG]
     
    #10 EmperorTrump45, Jul 7, 2015
  11. Lozzylouise

    Lozzylouise SG Player at Heart

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    #11 Lozzylouise, Jul 7, 2015
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    What did E.T.'s parents say to him when he got back home?

    "Where on Earth were you?!"
     
    #12 StrikerSly, Jul 7, 2015
  13. BAWSS5

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    Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh... I see what happened there.
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    A roman walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers in a 'V' shape, and says '5 beers please'.

    Another roman walks into the bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says 'don't you mean martini?' The roman replies 'If I had wanted more than one I would have said so!'
     
    #13 BAWSS5, Jul 7, 2015
  14. ExpertZJP

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    #14 ExpertZJP, Jul 7, 2015
  15. MR_EVIL_OVERLORD

    MR_EVIL_OVERLORD Elite Legacy Legend | PRO | Genius Super Villain

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    Hand over the calculator, friends don’t let friends derive drunk.
     
    #15 MR_EVIL_OVERLORD, Jul 7, 2015
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