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Accepted - Shaquanna's WarZ Staff Application

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ekali, Jun 3, 2015.

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  1. ekali

    ekali Bannēd for DoX

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    Brawl Moderator Application: its below

    Have you read over this thread? -

    What is your in-game name? -
    Have you changed your name in the past? If you have, please list them - no
    Does anyone else have access to your Minecraft account?
    - yeah my mom, dad, lawyer, goldfish, chicken, horse, unborn fetus, the rose bush outside, that bird who pecked me in the head, and a few others

    How old are you? - 11
    What time zone are you in? - 1965, my grandpa hates technology
    Are you multilingual? Can you speak multiple languages? - Hola! - best spanish interpretation ever

    What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft? - I spawned in a chicken once in survival no hax/cheats/creative
    What is your experience with moderating servers, if any? - I kicked a kid in the shins at day care because he stole my lollipop and said im the boss is that good
    What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status? - You already know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Have you ever used a hacked client before? - Some of my clients have STDs so yeah probably
    Have you ever been banned on a Minecraft server? If so, why? - yeah, the third riech server didnt like me

    What do you consider your greatest strength? - My left hand
    What do you consider your greatest weakness? - BDSM

    How active do you consider yourself on Brawl? - Everyone asks "How much" when I join
    Which Brawl servers are you most active on? - this one
    How many hours can you provide a day and during what time frame? - I can provide 30 minutes a day because I have tons of clients

    What would you do if someone breaks a rule in-game? - Nothing, cause you know, current staff doesnt anyways and @Andoconda_ is my wife (jk)
    What would you do if someone breaks a rule on the forums? - Make them pay however much it costs
    What would you do if someone breaks a rule on TS3? - Act like Brittan and perma ban cuz u know saying hello is ban

    Situation (as a staff member): You log on Brawl, and you’re told that there is a huge, game-breaking economy glitch. No Admins are online to solve the situation. What steps would you take to handle the issue? - Exploit that **** so hard

    How many Brawl staff applications have you made in the past? - This one, do you care
    What is the date of the last application you submitted? - Today

    Do you have a working microphone? - I don't know, does a shoe work?
    Are you able to record and upload videos? - Yes, in Ultra HD. PM me for my hot juicy website.

    Do you generally know how all the staff member commands work? - Was there 2 Albert Einsteins?

    Anything else we should know about you? - Energetic and leading man! I just finished playing a rapist in a film with a $20 budget. Hire me, I love working with children! (Especially yours!)


    Please insert a Yes / No poll below.
     
  2. C9_Mango

    C9_Mango Well-Known Member

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    The unborn fetus was the selling point of this
     
  3. Mokolee

    Mokolee Well-Known Member

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    plz no mre
     
  4. Greedy_Bee

    Greedy_Bee Well-Known Member

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  5. TheRobotCreeper

    TheRobotCreeper Well-Known Member

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    You'd better make sure that rose bush doesn't destroy all your data.
     
  6. JaydenChadd

    JaydenChadd Former SMod / Community Manager

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  7. Slovakoko

    Slovakoko Well-Known Member

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    Hello, Shaquanna. First off, thanks for applying for this position, unfortunately, I don't think you're ready for this position. You grammar is absolutely amazing, best i've ever seen, this is frowned on at brul.com. Second of all, you have a well written application with great length and worded very nicely. Why would you do such a thing? Do you want to be denied? Ok, last, you have way too many posts, it is recommended that you keep it under 200. Overall, -10. Your application was great, never come back, leave. You're not wanted.


















    jk <3
     
  8. Andont

    Andont Well-Known Member

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    You have my +1, good luck!
     
  9. Ritzy

    Ritzy Est. 2014
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  10. ArrowHare

    ArrowHare Active Member

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    yes. +1337
     
  11. Zaid

    Zaid Well-Known Member

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  12. WilliamFrost

    WilliamFrost Well-Known Member

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    You got it this time m8!

    Even though I saw some grammar mistakes with your super perfect grammatical spelling.
     
  13. YeezyLaces

    YeezyLaces Well-Known Member

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    Andoconda_ is your wife? I am his mom... How could you do this @Andoconda_ You need to tell me :frowning: I am disowning you and voting -1 on your app.
     
  14. StrikerSly

    StrikerSly Well-Known Member

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    Accepted.
    Contact me anytime (preferably when I'm online) to begin your interview.
     
  15. YeezyLaces

    YeezyLaces Well-Known Member

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    Denied because I did.
     
  16. tyuio

    tyuio Well-Known Member

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    what is your greatest strength - my left hand LMAO

    +69
     
  17. CYKABLYATCYKAcyk

    CYKABLYATCYKAcyk Well-Known Member

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  18. MR_EVIL_OVERLORD

    MR_EVIL_OVERLORD Elite Legacy Legend | PRO | Genius Super Villain

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    This was awesomely funny. I almost snorted water out my nose reading it.

    Classic!
     
  19. TheSinisterOne

    TheSinisterOne Goodbye

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    wow this hasn't been accepted yet
     
  20. ekali

    ekali Bannēd for DoX

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    I DONT WANT THIS ACCEPTED, YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT ACCEPTED >:'[
     
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