Silly weapons

Since I know these won't get added in War, I got creative for fun
Would like to see them in fun events though.

- Space Blaster (Shotgun) -
Fire rate: ~~
Fire mode: Single shot/fires all bullets at once
Reload time: 15 seconds
Magazine size: 8 / 8
Damage: 9999 x 8 (79992)
Recoil: None
Range: 500m
Hip accuracy: 5.0
Aimed accuracy: 5.0


- Time Breaker (Assault Refile) -
Fire rate: 100 RPM
Fire mode: Semi-automatic/Fires a bullet that stays in the air completely, not moving at all
Reload time: 5 seconds
Magazine size: 16 / 32
Damage: 100
Recoil: 0.7
Range: 0.1
Hip accuracy: 0.1
Aimed accuracy: 0.1


- Fire Rage Inducer (Pistol) -
Fire rate: 150 RPM
Fire mode: Semi-automatic
Reload time: 2 seconds
Magazine size: 8 / 64
Damage: 25 + 40 AoE + fire DoT (projectiles go same speed as normal bullets)
Recoil: 0.45
Range: 70m
Hip accuracy: 2.4
Aimed accuracy: 0.2


- Bane of Chickens (Sniper) -
Fire Rate: 100
Fire mode: Single shot/Fires a chicken that later explodes after 1.5 seconds (chicken can not be harmed during the process)
Reload time: 10 seconds
Magazine size: 8 / 32
Damage: 9999
Recoil: None
Range: 10m
Hip accuracy: 0.1
Aimed accuracy: 0.1

 

But it wouldn't be any fun without their silly mechanics. I would want to have a laser shotgun that fires rage inducing shots at people that spray all over the map