Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, however, u soon loose your place as #3 to a bunch of other pros

 

Wish granted, they update but your account resets to level 1

I wish for an alternate Minecraft account

Dammit f1r3tar. That was for Joey

 

Your new minecraft account is hacked and then someone hacks on it getting you banned from mc-war.

I wish for a SW3G cannon.

 

Wish granted, you get the model version of it

I wish for a collection of the greatest MonsterCat songs on my PC and Phone

 

You get the songs but you lose your sense of hearing the next morning after listening to them.

I wish too be a pac man.

 

Wish granted, but your wife Pac Woman becomes a huge pain in your life

I wish to be the very best like no one ever was

 

Wish granted, but you must wear 20 lb glasses to get this eyesight

I wish for good dubstep songs from MonsterCat

 

Wish granted.

Pretty much this.

I wish that I could bring my brother back...

 

Sorry about your bro... If anyone does a joke behind this one I kill kill you -.-

 

I guess I'll start from that wish before.

I wish I had chopsticks. Simple

 

Wish granted, but some homeless guy steals them and sells them for money.
I wish for pie.

 

Wish granted, you get human flavored pie

I wish for better grades in school

 

Wish granted, someone else gets better grades then you.
I wish for a good computer.

 

Wish granted, you get a laptop made in 1990

I wish for a nice cat to have

 

Wish granted, your cat is a
Notorious
Infamous
Criminal
Enterpriser
cat
I wish for more wishes

 

Wish granted, someone else gets all those wishes.
I wish for Pokémon to be real.

 

Wish granted, you get so much wishes that you drown in them. Mentally.

I wish for the SpongeBob TV show to be better.

 

Wish granted, SpongeBob gets better but your other favorite tv show gets horrible.
I wish for Pokémon to be real.