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Your poetic version of getting hit with the crossbow?

Discussion in 'Discussion' started by maxwellj02, Oct 20, 2013.

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  1. MafiaFerret

    MafiaFerret Well-Known Member

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    The destiny has induced an arrow into my body

    1

    Screaming Wont work, theres no time to get more time

    2

    I wish i could escape of my own obliteration

    3

    You have already exploded into million particles

    *respawn*

    Deal with it, the bow is among us
     
  2. Javed

    Javed Well-Known Member

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    Holy crap I need to get rainy to make me a picture...
     
  3. Rainys

    Rainys Well-Known Member

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    You dummy, off topic.

    Tears stream from my face
    As the arrow hits my flesh.
    One more time race
    Before we start fresh.
     
  4. terdd

    terdd Well-Known Member

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    Raid

    I was doing good

    Until Cbsusd hit me with his bow

    He was my target

    The End
     
  5. _PublicEnemy_

    _PublicEnemy_ Well-Known Member

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    Arrow into my body
    3....
    Kills some more people/.......
    2....
    Killed the guy who killed me
    1.....
    I had spawn protection.....
     
  6. jnjinc123

    jnjinc123 Active Member

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    Hits me hard.
    8
    Press E.
    9
    sees arrow
    3
    Screams "H4X0R NU8 G3T A L1F3.

    What did we learn from this post? We learnt that jnjinc123 is no poet.
     
  7. Daudzoe

    Daudzoe Well-Known Member

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    The arrow hits me
    I type /spawn
    huehuehuehuehue
     
  8. ole20084

    ole20084 Well-Known Member

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    Missiles exploding. The surrounding landscape: by bullets eroding. You see your brothers march on. Despite the shards of cobblestone logged in your arms. You see a flash of blue. Knowing your magazine full and your aim be true. Three shots lost from your sniper, found in the enemies heads. You take cover for a second, the barrel breathing a deep sigh of hot lead. Still you fight. Until, the familiar sound, of a high tension metalic wire reaching its metal holster. A dull thud and feint humming fills the air. Its fast, but you are faster. A dodge and vaulting over a few sand blockades. Its not enough. On an arc, the wings of death soar and perch upon thy chest. Making a firey little nest. Making your killstreak reset.

    gg
     
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  9. Sir_Blockalots

    Sir_Blockalots Well-Known Member

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    I sense a limerick coming..
    There was a boy called robrox2002,
    who was a spammer, and a raygun noob
    till one day, he met @booflame,
    who's arrow meant he never spammed again.
     
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  10. teawithchoco

    teawithchoco Well-Known Member

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    As I see thy projectile
    Piercing thought the sky
    I could see it from a mile
    Hitting my left eye

    As I'm on my 24 th kill
    Close to my nuke
    But I can't believe it still
    So close to my nuke

    When suddenly
    Coming out of nowhere
    I feel a horrible pain on me
    But it was clear

    Goddam crossbow
    It killed me
    In a swift blow
    But no one could see

    Teawithchoco
     
  11. Darkchaosknight

    Darkchaosknight Well-Known Member

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    >Off topic
    Obiously someone has never gotten a nuke. You need 21 kills.
    >On Topic
    Roses are red
    Arrows are deadly
    I'm on a 20ks...
    FFFFFFF
     
  12. teawithchoco

    teawithchoco Well-Known Member

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    I didn't get the off topic
     
  13. Usp45

    Usp45 Well-Known Member

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    When I shoot someone with cross bow:

    3...
    I rejoice

    2....
    I run away

    1...
    I run away cuz cool guys don't look at explosions
     
  14. Sir_Blockalots

    Sir_Blockalots Well-Known Member

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    They turn around an walk aw-a-ay
     
  15. __Quay__

    __Quay__ Well-Known Member

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    On a 20 killstreak like a boss.

    Some little nub pops up with that cross.

    Fires and it hits right in the chest.

    3. . .2 . . .1 BOOM

    "F*ck that ****! You little pest!"

    See him laugh, rolling on the floor.

    I walk up, I'm pounding on the door.

    Raise my gun, be stoppin' his luls.

    Pull the trigger, my bullet splits his skull.

    "That's what you get! You little brat!"

    I guess that was a pretty gg. . .I tip my hat. . .





    ". . .Nah, f*ck that. . ."

    (Inspiration by Dr. Seuss :V)
     
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  16. booflame

    booflame Well-Known Member

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    I like that one!
     
  17. aidanmcc

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    Better than Lil' Wayne.
     
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  18. ole20084

    ole20084 Well-Known Member

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    LOL! I could totally write a complete song about having an epic game and then get it ruined by a crossbow..
     
  19. booflame

    booflame Well-Known Member

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    Then do it! I can not wait! Make it change the world! :grinning:
     
  20. e621Warwick

    e621Warwick Well-Known Member

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    A HAIKU WHEN I GET HIT BY THE CROSSBOW.

    ****, ****, BALLS, ****, ****.
    I'M SO SCREWED. ****. ****. ****. ****.
    STUPID CYKAS OP.

    Edit -
    Hit as in stuck with the bolt.
     
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