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Other [Song and Political Satire] Spooky Scary Staff-Members

Discussion in 'Literature' started by randomcitizen1, Oct 16, 2015.

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  1. randomcitizen1

    randomcitizen1 The schizophrenic swagmoneymillionaire

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    Random Citizen presents, to all who love to complain, rant, or spread lies about the staff team...
    in the spirit of Halloween...
    a very random song by a very random citizen...

    Spooky Scary Staff-Members

    Spooky, scary staff-members
    say #soon and wait
    Those helpful smods will do their jobs
    when all you do is hate

    Spooky, scary staff-members
    with sense they type with tact
    You rage and lie, post your alibi
    you always twist the fact

    I'm so sorry, staff-members
    You're so misunderstood
    You only want to make things right
    (but the fools don't think you're good)

    'Cause Spooky, scary staff-members
    they only do their jobs
    But, noobs that hate, and aggravate
    they just don't shut their gobs

    Coders, Smods, and Admins too
    are good, what's all the fuss?
    You seem to think they're prejudiced
    When all you do is cuss!

    Spooky, scary staff-members
    are impartial all the same
    They'll warn you when you force them to
    and drive you so insane!

    Warns and bans will end your plans
    So learn from your past error
    Then Spooky, scary staff-members
    for you will hold no TERROR!
    ​
    This poem isn't addressed to everyone of course. You know who you are. However, to those who this poem is addressed to, don't worry. No matter how badly you behave and how many lies and complaints you throw in the staff team's direction, they will still exist to serve you and the community. ;D Thanks for treating them like garbage. You inspired me to write this. :V

    With love,
    Random Citizen
     
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    #1 randomcitizen1, Oct 16, 2015
  2. Snail_5_

    Snail_5_ Switched Accounts "Phobia"

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    True.
     
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    #2 Snail_5_, Oct 16, 2015
  3. Andrwe

    Andrwe Well-Known Member

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    That was pretty fun to read : D. I need the instrumental in the background.
     
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    #3 Andrwe, Oct 16, 2015
  4. Usp45

    Usp45 Well-Known Member

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    maybe if it didn't take 2years for updates
     
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    #4 Usp45, Oct 16, 2015
  5. MrWaffleman

    MrWaffleman The negligence of time's end is man's downfall

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    Thank you randie.
     
    #5 MrWaffleman, Oct 16, 2015
  6. Phanta

    Phanta Well-Known Member

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    fun fact: nobody wants to work as a developer for brawl because the community is so toxic towards them
    but you already knew that
     
    #6 Phanta, Oct 16, 2015
  7. tyuio

    tyuio Well-Known Member

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    I sang the words in the spooky scary skeletons theme in my head :V
     
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    #7 tyuio, Oct 16, 2015
  8. Usp45

    Usp45 Well-Known Member

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    thats basically saying the boss doesn't need to work because his employees dont like him but ok
     
    #8 Usp45, Oct 16, 2015
  9. Phanta

    Phanta Well-Known Member

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    i was explaining why we dont have enough developers to work on everything at once
     
    #9 Phanta, Oct 16, 2015
  10. Usp45

    Usp45 Well-Known Member

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    yes i know but they could at least focus on stuff that we've been asking for :l
     
    #10 Usp45, Oct 17, 2015
  11. GetShadowRealmed

    GetShadowRealmed What do I put here

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    So true, So true. Nice one Random. On point!
     
    #11 GetShadowRealmed, Oct 19, 2015
  12. SoullessAngel_

    SoullessAngel_ Ayo why you lookin

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    Reread this 3 more times, once with 300 Violin Orchestra playing in the backround. Worked nicely. And the staff do their best, no matter what. Haters, have YOU put the time, sweat, and blood into the server? They have.

    Since I said this can you give me war 2.0 access like right now? Lol jk
     
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    #12 SoullessAngel_, Oct 19, 2015
  13. Extant

    Extant Active Member

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    Very good, I like it.
     
    #13 Extant, Oct 20, 2015
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