The Asylum

Thanks for putting me on the roster. This team is by far the most successful team I have been in. It has been here for 3 months now and you guys are still together. We play everyday and win 99% of fights. You don't hoarder over diamond either. Easily the best team on WarZ.

 

Best team? Oh please. You just out-number everyone. Say I kill you full d right, thats instantly 5 people getting on to kill me. It's sad, its you think it's the best because every is full d on all and 6v1s people. "win 99% of fight" Of course you do lmfao

 

For once he's right

 

Is this a joke?

 

Well considering you played with us during that extensive time, you seemed to enjoy it just as well.

 

Hey Wario, what's up?

 

i cant lie. this team is very good, Recently it hasnt been as bad but it used to be the way @Option said :/ (not flaming)

 

Guys, you can only get into this team if you know Wario. :/ don't even try to apply.

 

No, Luigi just yelled at me most of the time for not having mvp rofl.
I only fought like 3 times with you then died and then you all got off and hopped to a new server.
Pretty much what happens in a fight with diamond is everyone *****ing about durablility then when one person says something about how durability really doesn't f:ucking matter all Luigi says is "stfu tdaddy ur not relevant in this. u know what, i'm going to kick u from the channel bcuz u can't help."
It's still pretty funny saying how you "win 99% of fights."
no, like dafuq?
You probably win 1 out of every 4 fights considering half of you just scream about your fresh 3/4 you lost and people blocking shots.
Never been in a channel where you have actually worked together, all you do is outnumber.
Maybe if you didn't have to have a 12v12 team you could actually work together.
And I'm saying this from experience.
But hey, I feel like the funniest part is that Ritzy is saying this.
Wasn't he the one who got yelled at by the entire team for not abusing?
/s/

 

While I do understand where you're coming from and those instances, you should take in account for the recent drama that went on relating to our team, and our reunion since that makes our channel bigger than it should be. With people constantly talking, there's no choice but to play with disorganization. However, I also feel like you caught us at a bad time: I do agree we werent winning fights during the time you played with us; mind you that you weren't at fault, but usually we win and when we lose, we try to reflect on why.

One more thing: Luigi, he's a good guy, yes he gets mad and acts like a parent but that's just how he runs. You can't take what he says personally - something may slip out he doesn't meanand we understand that. We call EACHOTHER stupid all the time but we know we don't mean it. As for you, his message was to get MVP, yes he said it harshly but that's how his messages get sent across. I remember one time we all died but him, I TPd to him and he said to go behind him to get loot. He must have turned the other way at the last second because I went the COMPLETELY opposite way. Regardless of all the extra crap he gave me, I understood why he was upset and how the fight should have gone his way.

And what's this ritzy situation? Wat

 

We weren't flaming boi

 

MK AIMBOT530

 

War_Sly

 

10/10 team would rate 11/10 unlimited dongers free dongers 99dollars free 10/10 great team 69/10 1v1? stop fl4m3 thx k bai

 

Are you a singular player wanting to ally or an already established team? : Singular player.
What can you or you're team offer to us? : A kid with a British accent. Every team needs an ally with a British accent. Seriously though, I'm active, I think I'm pretty good, and in a TS3 channel, I'm a pretty funny guy. I'm not gonna say I'm better than you guys in Asylum, but I think I'm good enough to ally with you. Also I have a TP alt that's alive on all, and I'm alive on most/all servers most of the time.
Have you or any of you're team-mates ever been banned from McBrawl? : I was banned once for DDoS threats but I appealed and got unbanned because I didn't actually threaten anyone...
Why would you like to ally The Asylum? : I think you guys are all really good and I've been looking for some more skilled players to ally with. However at the same time I'd like to still keeping playing a bit with my hoes, so I think allying with you guys would be my best bet.

 

M8. The British accent is already here.

Jk, Good luck!

 

Are you a singular player wanting to ally or an already established team? : Singular player.
What can you or you're team offer to us? : Passionate love.
Have you or any of you're team-mates ever been banned from McBrawl? : I have for an hour for bow glitching in PvP Survival. Also a false ride along since I got banned for being with a person I wasn't even friended with.
Why would you like to ally The Asylum? : Well I was literally friended with everybody except Wario until Wario made Gritzl, Athena, and Risen unfriend me. You guys are a good team and I am currently friended with Ritzy, Striker, Luigi, and Booty.