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  1. Anonymous_Apple

    Anonymous_Apple Active Member

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    Have you ever been in a game where noobs are about and they ask/say one of the most noobiest things. Here are some quotes that I usually find.


    Enemy Gets EMP
    "Why Am I Blind?"

    Aims In With Weapon
    "Why Do I Have Slowness?"

    Gun Noob
    "How Do I Change My Weapon?

    This is a random thing that just came in my mind. If you know anymore please do write a comment or a reply.
    Thanks
     
    #1 Anonymous_Apple, Oct 27, 2013
  2. Thavelin

    Thavelin Member

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    hahahaha i love it!!!!!
    :grinning::sunglasses::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::grinning::grinning::stuck_out_tongue::grinning:
     
    #2 Thavelin, Oct 27, 2013
  3. terdd

    terdd Well-Known Member

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    "How do I get in the game?"
     
    #3 terdd, Oct 27, 2013
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    gamemaster800 Well-Known Member

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    "ny bros cousin is notch your gonn be bannd from minecraft."
     
    #4 gamemaster800, Oct 27, 2013
  5. TheBoyGenius510

    TheBoyGenius510 Well-Known Member

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    When someone that isn't lvl 31+
    "OMG dood u r a hacker u killed me in one shot"
     
    #5 TheBoyGenius510, Oct 27, 2013
  6. gamemaster800

    gamemaster800 Well-Known Member

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    "you gonna get banned dood trolololollololol"

    But you know what's sadder. When you see 31+ people saying these types of things.
     
    #6 gamemaster800, Oct 27, 2013
  7. Anonymous_Apple

    Anonymous_Apple Active Member

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    Lol, so true
     
    #7 Anonymous_Apple, Oct 27, 2013
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    Javed Well-Known Member

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    "im gonna ban u frum cmd"
     
    #8 Javed, Oct 27, 2013
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    "Y is dis stuff all blocky? itss like itss from like ages ago in the 19 centryu"
     
    #9 jakob243, Oct 27, 2013
  10. teawithchoco

    teawithchoco Well-Known Member

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    Them smileys
    I'm sure everybody who's good has been asked after you kill a guy: " ( name ) what gun ?"
     
    #10 teawithchoco, Oct 27, 2013
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    Mokolee Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if I'm the reason for the creation of this thread after I started to "revive" some threads yesterday.
     
    #11 Mokolee, Oct 27, 2013
  12. teawithchoco

    teawithchoco Well-Known Member

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    Yeah a few do that, prestige are supposed to be "good" players. They're like beginning to become the best but if they continue complaining I'm going have to kill that kitten
    Are you jebus ?
     

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  13. yazozz

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    'Wtf he is shooting snowballs with a pickaxe! HAXX!!!'

    'Don't kill me plz!'

    Or when they are telling people that they are level 100+ and/or have more than 300 nukes, while you can obviously see that his clan name is not yellow but white.

    Edit:

    Forgot this one, I saw someone saying this one in chat earlier this day: 'omg that zombie haz a granede HAAACKS'
     
    #13 yazozz, Oct 27, 2013
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  14. Jared252525

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    "Wait, what does "New Member" mean?"
     
    #14 Jared252525, Oct 27, 2013
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    I think my favorite was not a noob line but a cultural difference.

    @_The_Ender_Boss_ , @daniellazer2902 , and I were making a barn.

    I said we need to make a shed...

    _The_Ender_Boss_ goes afk for 2 minutes...

    He comes back and says "Guys, I just went on google translate to find what shed means"


    LOL
     
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    #15 Darkchaosknight, Oct 27, 2013
  16. booflame

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    Mostly when someone gets flashbanged they ask "Emp? who launched emp?"
     
    #16 booflame, Oct 27, 2013
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    "Hacks! you can't kill me with a snow ball!"
    "Nice forcefeild (name), you can't hit me past a wall, hacker!"
    "How did you kill me with slime ball"
    "I have a account with mojang, I will ban your account"
     
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    #17 Piky, Oct 27, 2013
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    "F*** you g** a** n****, you f***ing ***hole w**** hacker, I know the owner, and I'm gonna get your f***ing a** banned you f**"

    This isn't word for word, but someone did say something very similar. I think he was mad.
     
    #18 Pegleg98, Oct 27, 2013
  19. joeymast99

    joeymast99 j chillin

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    One time I bought superarmor. And a noob said "Hey guy in diamond armor, are you admin?
     
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    #19 joeymast99, Oct 27, 2013
  20. Mokolee

    Mokolee Well-Known Member

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    Did you say yes? It would be hilarious if you did.
     
    #20 Mokolee, Oct 27, 2013
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