Funny Noob Quotes!

This is what I see when I OHK some noob:
"Go suck a dick"
"**** you hacker!"
"Lol. Obviously niqqer aimbot hack go suck your moms dick"
"Guess what? I'm reporting you"
"****ing noob"
"LOL you suck"

This along with many others, all of them are word-for-word and lettered exactly the same.

 

A quote that was funny i saw was how do i reload my gun?
How do you get donator guns?

 

How do I double jump?

 

"can someone get me the more ammo perk thingie?"

 

"How can I buy a nuke?"

 

Me: GG 68-0 (infect)
Noob: LIAR, you would've gotten 2 nukes if you got 68 kills
Me: You can't get nukes on infect and you Have to die to get a second one anyway...
Noob: No you can get nukes on infect.
Rest of sensible community: You CANT GET NUKES ON INFECT.
Noob has left the game!

 

ok I have no words for this. Read the chat and look at x_VIggs raging.

 

This thread reminds me of a time when I was on Team-hg and I had donated the month of kits and iron armor before games. Some noob seriously believed I was the owner of the server for some reason. He kept asking for "op".

 

'Wtf he 1 shot meeee!!!!!!'
'Lol aimbot newb reported'
'God mode glitch!!!! OMG HACKER!!!!!!! WTF! I WAS ON 20 KILLSTREAK!!!!' *Level 12*
'Donator noob using hacks to win all the times'
'This server sucks, they don't evn use real gunz'

Many more, but I'm getting a headache from the stupidity.

 

Hi I'm from planet minecraft can I have op to test your server for lag.
"Freak is ab*tch and a hacker"
What is the flint in my inventory
I'm going to report you for speed hax (infected with speed)

 

Dud i wes on a GEWD keelstrak u heckar em gunna rapert u end gut u benned

 

3/4 of the server:
"Daudzoe hacker"
"omg deadzone go suk a big on" Me: "how about no?"
"what is a nuke"
"screnshotid, ur getin banded from mincraft becus notch iz my frinds dad"
"How did you have that good of accuracy? HA, you're getting banned for aimbot" Me: "m8, i just l-clicked"
"im an admn an i wil ban u fer hax0rin"
Yeah.

 

(One kid actually said this, actually meaning it.)
"Duz any1 no wer I can downlowd nodus? I want to grief the server!"

 

Killahminer: I smell a hack.
I nuked. I was recording. Check my channel for it. Nuketown. It was hilarious.

 

*xX_Y0L098746_Xx Joined the game*
xX_Y0L098746_Xx - I am from planet minecraft, give me op
server - No.
xX_Y0L098746_Xx - Why? i am from pmc and am doing server review an need op to do it
server - No.
xX_Y0L098746_Xx - F*** this Sh**
- SPAM SPAM SPAM
- ADVERTISE ADVERTISE ADVERTISE
Server - Banned mother*****

The number of times I have seen this series of events happen on servers other/as well as MPS servers is unimaginable...

 

my favorite one is when a noob calls me a hacker then i screen it and just say in the chat nope its just pure skill kid @ninepancakes , @Dwarfiest for that line

 

'I'm gonna ban you from Minecraft because you killed me'.

 

1."I got a screenie of you speed hacking" me-as zombie/ the screenshot wouldnt show someone speed hacking
2."omg, you have aimbot" -me: you cant aimbot snowballs
3."I'm better than you cos i'm 31+" "Im going to get you banned cos i'm a mod" - white name tags
4.me: *steps on sponge* "omg, ima report you for flying"
5.*tells everyone to stop hacking/breaking rules - advertises through the /me command*
6.me: *launches emp* "wtf? i'm reporting hacks cos im blind/ how do you buy a emp?"

that's all I got

 

This isn't a noob quote, but it is a really nooby thing.
I was playing around, and someone was going around and making the friend sign at the other team.

 

Player joined the game.
PVT<Player>: **** you!
Player left the game.