Corrupt a Wish

Your cute friends electrocute you in their happiness

I wish for Erader to close this thread or lock it

 

Wish granted, but he locks and closes every thread he can.
I wish for more corrupted wishes.

 

Wish granted, every wish is already corrupted so corrupting the corrupted wishes makes them all incorrupted

I wish for the huge update to come on Christmas

 

Wish granted, it comes on December 25th, 2075. Unfortunately Fallout 3 came a reality, so you can't play it. (Sarge correct me if i'm wrong on the date)

I wish English wasn't a god damned subject in school.

 

Wish granted, English turns into a thing that your parents teach you. Every single day.
I wish for more cookies in Cookie Clicker.

 

Wish granted, you get so many cookies that the game crashes and you lose them all.
I wish for a Playstation 4

 

Wish granted, you get an early prototype that is very buggy and crashes every minute.
I wish for another lollipop.

 

Wish granted, you obtain a dirt flavored lollipop

I wish to do somewhat better in school

 

Wish granted, somewhat turns into a teeny tiny bit and you get 1% better at school.
I wish for a different background in my avatar.

 

Wish granted, you get a demonic themed background

I wish for a more comfortable mattress

 

Wish granted: but putty locks it for "gravedigging"

I wish for a Twinkie.

 

You get them, however you never asked for a plate. They fall into a toilet.
I wish for a golden apple.

 

Wish granted, you get a Golden Apple with a worm in it

I wish for less mod applications being so horrible

 

Wish granted, but now, everyone is mod.

I wish that "NECROMANCERS" would GTHO!

 

Wish granted, I became a Sorcerer instead

I wish to have the official title of being the Notorius Necromancer on the forums.

 

Wish granted, but you are now banned.
I wish to join TRA.

 

Wish granted, but you join FLUX which is dead :3

I wish for Halloween to come NOW!!!

 

Wish granted but Freddy Kruger comes on Halloween night and kills you

I wish for a nice profile picture.