Story time kiddos!

I gotta find my word document of all my stories...

 

I had a pet hashbrown, it lasted for 20 seconds but it was delicious.
(For a story form)

I seek finding the most tasty hashbrown, pulling out a box of 20, only 1 was left, the cold breeze of the freezer went down my hands & arms as I feared this day happened, I grabbed that hashbrown, a little olive oil and bam, crank up that heat! Yeeeears after the frozen potato finally got to warm temperature, I got a glimpse of a golden brown, then a whole more under cook, damn those edges, fooling me again. I await a few more minutes, seemed like years like climbing through the mountains of Earth, only to bestowal upon a more darker hashbrown than you intended. Not perfect but I'll take it, flipping it over as the oil hits my arm, hot and quick, screams and sounds of mistakes were heard across the apartment. In the end, it came out wonderful. I named it 'Deliciously Badass Hashbrown'.
Before you ask, 'did I just read about you cooking a ****ing hashbrown?' Yes, yes you did.
Waaait, I realized this is a MC story time, I am not a smart man.
I died with diamond P4 near lava because I forgot to hold shift on a cliff

 

I spent 2 weeks searching for my waifu.

Sent her an email and she hasn't responded yet :l

 

My story is better When Tupaq and Lekosa were killed by me they raged quit and I died laughing and then when I saw that I nuked I was like wt how and every1 goes like hacks NukeToLife Hax lmao Gg guys Serine was killed in my big rampage with a Mickey Mouse

 

Lol last night I was at an old raided team base of mine on Survival with like 5 of my teammates. We were all on TeamSpeak messing around in the base with music and fireworks and such. I then saw that a lot of Vanta was on and wondered if they were tracking us. We laughed at how funny it would be if they came to our base with us spamming fireworks and playing records... But then they actually came xD All of a sudden like 10 of them came out of this portal in full diamond and killed all of us who were just having fun. We didn't lose any loot, but were laughing quite a bit at how serious they took the whole situation xP

 

Raided 0racle's vault, end

 

So this one time, we (Vanta) were all in a skype call having fun and giggling, and we see a lot of hype get on at the same time, and we were pretty suspicious since hype members never get on. So we tracked them, and as soon as we finished tracking them I was given coords to the base they were in xD so I get on ts and looked for whatever channel they were in as I wanted to join and be there when we killed them all but they were all in the jmod+ channel sadly enough ;-; so we travel and kill them.

Seriously though, @PingWoo was reported for having jesus hacks when he was using depth strider xD

 

i jumped into a ravine once

 

Did you MLG water bucket it?

 

nope

 

Oh.

 

I gave you those marvelous coords.

 

Once upon a time there was an Arpy. He pissed off another WarZ player which resulted in his router literally starting to smoke. This was the end of Arpy until he discovered a vpn. He still doesn't have one though. Arpy's mom was mad at Arpy for letting somebody fry their router. Arpy got grounded. Arpy bought a new router. Arpy now avoids using Skype unless it's with close friends. Arpy plays war now. Be like Arpy. Be like @MR_EVIL_OVERLORD that gives out cookies. Be like @Cherrybae and be nice to people. Be like @Lekosa1 and wreck people on war. Don't be like Arpy. Don't give your skype out.

The End

 

Disrespect the best, and disconnect like the rest ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

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Ples don't report me :c

 

It was just a normal day in hardcore mode... The three brave adventurers, bob1the2king, crazybombguy, and randomcitizen1 ventured forth to prove their manliness against the ultimate minecraft challenge that is hardcore mode... Each bet that he would be the last man standing... The first day went pretty much as expected... They all attempted to mine, but nearly got killed by mobs... The sheer terror felt when shot unexpectedly by a hidden skelly soon dissuaded them from continuing to mine... "What is the point of trying to get iron armor if we die in the process?" was the thought that pervaded their minds... Nightfall was approaching, and the threesome set out to find cover... By some miracle, they found horses, which were promptly tamed, and a village which proved to be the perfect place to whether the night... NOT! It apparently eluded the minds of the three that Zombies in hardcore mod can actually BREAK DOWN DOORS... The massive zombie siege that followed led to the demise of crazy, who while riding away from the horror scene was blown up by a creeper while riding his horse... The creeper then went on to receive the golden mob award for his bravery and ability to trickshot a player riding a horse... Back to our heroes however, random and bob left their comrades loot where it lay and rode away as fast as they could while appearing manly and dignified... By daybreak, they had found ANOTHER VILLAGE! They couldn't believe their luck! After looting the blacksmith's house, the two decided to have some fun and ride their horses around to impress the mindless villagers who didn't have anything better to do than watch them... After a while, bob attempted to pull the ultimate stunt! He rushed towards the village well, his shining white horse gleaming in the sunlight at full gallop! He was of course, attempting the traditional testificate well hop, and aimed to jump his horse through the well! Unfortunately for him, his horse must have lost itself in the excitement of it all and jumped a tad too high, slamming bob's head into the top of the well. He then proceeded to take damage until he finally "suffocated in a wall" all while random watched laughing uncontrollably. :V And that was the end of that hardcore world. XD

Yeah, this actually happened, and ever since then, me, bob and crazy have had a fierce hardcore mode rivalry.

The morals of the story are, 1. Don't think you are safe indoors in hardcore mode. Barricade the doors, or them zambies will getcha. 2. Creepers can still kill you if you are riding a horse. Their damage is OP in hardcore mode. 3. Don't be that idiot that tries to jump a well with a horse.

 

One time me and @JustTactics little brother (I actually have a video on this on youtube) were playing HG. I was the endermage and he was the fisherman. I made ender portal cages with a well known glitch and he would fish people into them. We ended up putting 3 or 4 people in multiple cages and we just talked to them. At first it was just a little funny as people just sat there begging to be let out. Then one of them asked for food, this is were it gets really funny. I start feeding them XD. It practically turned into a zoo and hung out for a little bit. At one point I got bored and connected two cages, then made them kill each other. sigh... good times...


@_Featherpaw_ why wasn't I @ed?