Roke Jokes

Roke is following me

Do I get a medal?

 

There was a Zombie Apocalypse and after seeing Roke the Zombies surrendered, went about their day, and cleaned up the carnage....

 

Roke puts free games in his steam wishlist

Roke paints his pc black to make it run faster

@BlueGuyARed is admin

 

Roke has already been to Mars.....that's why there is no sign of life.

Roke and Superman fought each other on a bet, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants...

Roke is the reason Waldo is hiding

Death once had a near Roke experience....

 

Roke once spend a year underwater then the water drowned

 

Roke's tears cure cancer...

Sorry but he never cries

When Roke slices unions......they cry

 

Roke puts the fun in funeral.

Roke gets the iron he needs in his blood, by eating iron.

Roke keeps a pillow under his gun.

Whne life gave roke lemons, roke punched life in the face.

When Roke throws a party, he invites the cops.

Roke keeps his friends close, and his enemies dead.

The doctor said it was cancer, Roke called it a challenge.

911 calls Lord_Roke

When Roke brings a knife to a gunfight, he stabs them while they laugh!.

Santa was real, until he forgot Rokes present.

Roke built the hospital he was born in.

When Roke through a pokeball, he caught all the pokemon.

Lord_Roke made a fire, by rubbing ice cubes.

Roke won a singing contest with sign language.

When Lord_Roke calls you, there is no decline option.

When Roke does push ups, he forces the Earth down.

When roke gets cold, he turns up the sun.

Rokes blood type is AK-47

The boogeyman checks under his bed for Roke.

Roke bakes 30 minute brownies, in 20 minutes.

Lord_Roke can slam a revolving door.

@Lord_Roke plz approve.

 

Ha!

 

Roke can tell you the last digit in pi.

 

Roke had a starring contest with the sun

Roke won

 

Roke looks at potatoes and they mash themselves

 

Roke doesn't mow the lawn.
He dares the grass to grow

Oxygen needs to inhale Roke to survive

 

Roke was dropped into a lion pit... He only made it out in the stomach of the lion.
He was wearing it as a sweater.

 

I once saw lord_roke eating a watermelon
and I wanted to laugh
and the days after, lord_roke was eating chicken
every day

 

What...?

I saw @Lord_Roke yesterday.
He was eating McDonalds. I then heard a scream from one of the McNuggets, saying 'Help me!'
It was then that I saw the web link on the paper he dropped: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...illy-Putty-chemical-calories-fat-Britain.html
It was then that I realised. The McNuggets was @chickenputty .