Canoodlism?

We've seen it all, we've been through the cold, harsh times of Puttyism, Peaism, even Bvology. But now, now my children, is a time for change. I'm here to convert you, to a much more.... subtle way of life...

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| CANOODLISM |
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Introduction to Canoodlism...
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There once was a goddess - a goddess of cuddles. She was known by many names. Some called her cuddlemonster(09), some referred to her as Cuddled, however, most of you likely know her by Canoodle. This mystic being roamed the server, long before many of us had ever thought of joining. She aimlessly wandered the realms of Brawl, until one day, she was struck down by the four beasts, known as Bvo, GreanPeas_, Chap, and lastly, and most definitely the worst, chickenputty. She bravely fought back, striking down GreanPeas_ and Bvo, and hardly escaping the other 2 monsters. As the days grew older, she knew she had to fight back, but she could only defeat the beings with the help of another rebel, someone who went by the name, Lord_Roke. Together the two Brawled with chickenputty and Chap, until one final blow to the community, dropping putty to his knees. Roke and Canoodle looked at eachother, knowing what must be done. With the powers of one command, chickenputty was banned, leaving Roke and Canoodle with vast authority. The two teamed up to keep the server clean and peaceful, until one day, Roke snuck up on Canoodle while she was interviewing a member to become staff, and he demoted her! Canoodle wasn't angry at all however, she knew exactly where to go - the keeper-upper of all things.... yinscape. Upon approaching yin, she easily explained the situation, and let yin work his magic. Yin promoted her once more, and settled the fued - so he thought. All of the days since, Roke and Canoodle have had a dispute between one another, one that we may never be able to cure.
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The Legend
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And I heard
as it were
The noise of thunder.
One of the four beasts saying,
Come and and see, and I saw
and behold
Canoodle

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The Holy Book
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The holy book of Canoodlism - Canook

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The Enemy
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We despise the practice of, or even the thought of Rokism. All followers of Rokism will find themselves suffering as @D3RGPS31 's slave, in woe and misery in the afterlife.
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We thank you for your time and thought, and we hope to see you converted to Canoodlism ASAP!


In reality, @Canoodle & @Lord_Roke have no hate towards eachother.​

 

All mighty D3, I condone the fact that D3lam and Canoodlism unite as one, to overtake the mischievous powers of Rokism. Do you accept?

 

You traitor! We will find but another ally!

H-how could you!