Favorite Fights?

So I want to see your guys' favorite/most awesome fights in the form of a story on this​

thread. I hope most of your fights will be interesting to read but I'm going to put my favorite fight that actually happened recently.

So it was the average wild west day for me for about 5 hours. There was always at least​

one sheriff on and @ClaudeSpeed (A.K.A. joker {I just put ClaudeSpeed for the tag}) , CUBA, or RaZor were on most of the time until it was night time. And here. My story. Begins. It turned into 9:00 P.M. for me. I checked tab and I didn't see any CUBA, RaZor, or Cardz members online. Or even any sheriffs. So I thought to myself, this means I can just do WG for half an hour YAYAYAYYAYAY (HALLLALUA HALLHALALHAHUA). But it really wasn't... I get about 10 stacks of WG and head over to the wild grass processor. I already checked the rebel base for people before and no one was there so I walked into the base with my WG ready to process for like 15k. I go in there and start processing upstairs. But then I really, really, had to go pee, so I logged out (/logout) and went pee and got back on. I expected to join wild west and see the same tab, but when I joined I clicked tab and Joker, Nafsu, and Doug had joined the game. I thought oh fudge. I look downstairs and I see a gamertag. And you can guess who's it was... Joker's. I immediately thought OH FRICK I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! So I ran away for the exit and made it but then Joker started chasing me. I turned around decided to fight because I only had a model and full diamond but no T-Gewehr and I saw Joker shoot at me with a T-Gewehr. So if I ran in the open. I would be easy bait. So I camped the door that I exited through and shot Joker a couple of times but he medicined his health back up. Then Joker came crashing through the door guns blazing and I model spammed as spammy as possible. We ended up switching sides and joker was using the walls as cover but I kept on spamming him and then I got to close range and ended his life with half a heart left... but it wasn't over yet. I drank 1 medicine and had half health left. I went to loot his stuff and grabbed his T-Gewehr but forgot the ammo. And right as I was about to grab the diamond armor and some of his processed WG (he had like 20 stacks of processed on him) Doug came by doing fudging T-Gewehr drive-by and shot me and I was using the walls as cover just as Joker was and it was a bit effective but it allowed me to get back to half health. I rushed at Doug thinking I could kill him but then I realized... that I had forgotten to grab Joker's ammo. So my model had no ammo so I was going to use the T-Gewehr but I had no rifle ammo either. So I rushed back to Joker's dead body and took some ammo out of it. Then I rushed out, killed Doug's horse and model spammed him to death. I drank a medicine and went to loot his body at half health. But it still wasn't over. I forgot that Joker likes to use his alternate accounts so while I was looting the body he shot me with a T-Gewehr. I survived the first shot but then I realized I was out of meds. I went to grab a medicine outside of the body but joker was already going around the tree that I was using as cover. I grabbed the medicine but when I turned back I knew I couldn't drink it in time so I whipped out my model and starting spamming but then he one shot me.

Even though I lost the fight it was still a very good, fun fight. I hope you guys liked the​

story and will make your's better.

 

Critical?

 

If any of you guys picked up on the Family Guy reference...

 

Because I can. I said "OH NO I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE" as a reference to family guys' star wars special episode