@JokerDoflamingo

Joker, that guy we all now as a guy who says asterix (i guess nobody remember how the word asterix was used in the past, but you got the point) about people. He have called me asterix things several times.

What happend today:

The first battle:
Meh @RMST1 and @BlackShadow224 decided to go to the wg processor and kikl everyone who was there. I killed eil and Shadow aka _2016_ ended up killing poix. Gg nerf won.


The 2nd battle:
We in nerf knew that poix and eil were at the wg proc, so i and breezey (hes alt) decided to kill them. We went there. I killed eil with my t-gewehr (2 headshots). Breezey then killed poixmine. Gg nerf won.

The last battle:
We in nerf decide to camp wg, and fight both sheriffs and nike. We fought @AnonymousGalaxy for like 15mins. It was pretty booring because we were like 6 full ds there (+ @BlackShadow224 in his 1/4 ofc). Anon logged, and there was a moment when nobody could even theoriticly threaten us. Eil logged on. He was in one of those rooms in the processor. I killed him together with breezey (his alt). I ended up doing the killing blow.
We then suddenly saw a lot of Nike members join the game. We prepared for war. They came. I think eil killed 0ptimistic. He and poix then rushed in. I killed @PoixMine with sawed off. @Eil was now outside the building again. I didnt really have time to keep track of all other Nike members. I know 2 nerf members died. I then killed eil with t-gewehr. I know thought that the battle was over. I read the chat (i am next to the wg processor at this point). I notice just a few nike members have died so far. I realize there must be more of them at the same time @TheTitaniumTitan shoots me. I see 2 full ds in front of me. I am pretty sure the other one was @NeoGer. I fire the sawed off 2 times. Both then hide. They hide at different places (neo in a room, titan tryed to use a fence as cover), so i rushed and killed titan. There was just one left. We both hit each other once with a shotgun, i decided to hide in one of those rooms, and was able to drink a med. Neo then followed me into the room. I hit him once with sawed. I then opened one of those dead bodies by mistake, and he was able to get a few shots on me. I closed the inv, and finished him with t-gewehr. Huuh my hands were shaking. Socool tpd to me. I went to a safer place, and logged.

I logged on my alt a bit later.. i saw messages in chat like:
Neoger killed -
Eil killed -
And so on. Rip nerf i guess.
I have just 6600g on my alt, so i coulndt really gear up. I took the best gear i could find in my horses = basic bandit stuff + volcanic pistol +28 ammo. I knew i was doing suicide when heading to the wg processor, but hey, i did it for the fun of it. Eil confronted me at the entrance of a tower. I tryed to kill him and succesfully hit him like 9 or 10 times woth my pistol. Other nike members joined the fight. I hit many of them with my pistol. They was ofc able to kill meh in the end.. does a guy in 1/4 leather + a volcanic + little ammo stand a chance to 5 full ds after all? Bg Nike won. But it was a hella fun team war

Am i still a noob Joker?


Ps. Thanks @Eil for the endless supply of full d. I am poor so i really need them.

Edit: i have no recording, but i am sure people like rmst and breezey can confirm this is all true.

 

I wasn't there anymore...

 

Does it mean that you and titan are... i cant even describe how bad. You two lost to me in a 2vs1 after all.

I wont say anyone is bad. What i intended to say with this thread was that i want the your bad talk to stop. But 16 year olds are often self centered, which is clearly visible int he thread