AMA Hi I'm President-Elect Donald J. Trump. Ask Me Anything!

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It's a secret. If I told you then servers like Hypixel and Mineplex, and they're the real problem here folks, would find out and Brawl wouldn't have a chance! Let me say this though, I have some great plans. Some great, great, great plans. Absolutely fantastic. The best plans. We will close our borders and Make Brawl Great Again!

What even is a mixtape?

WarZ. They cause nothing but problems. Lots and lots of problems. You look at WarZ and it's a disaster. A complete disaster. Remove it!

So that way I know how unwatchable it really is. SNL = Boring!

Because I'm such a great businessman.

First off let's get one thing straight okay? We're not building the wall IN Brawl servers, but AROUND the servers. It's like a capsule. Now, we will make a wall, it'll be such a great wall by the way, that will be so thick that not even Putin could penetrate it. And I know Putin. Believe me he penetrates really, really hard.

Who said I was pivoting to Asia?

No. I don't want a war. I don't want a war okay? Let's get that straight. I do not want a war. Think of what would happen to Trump Tower! Or Trump International Hotel!

 

I use Twitter to speak truth to power. Our country, okay? Our great, great country can do so much. So, so, so much. We could be so great. We really could. But the people in power have no idea what they're doing. No idea. And the media just eats it up! Take CNN for example. They're, CNN, they are a total disgrace. A complete disgrace. They're fake news okay? They're fake news. I turn on CNN and it's always "Russia this, Russia that" I don't want to hear about Russia. Russia isn't part of the picture but they're talking about it all the time. How can a media organization do that if they're not fake news? Now if I was the head of CNN believe me I would make some MAJOR changes there, I would fire so many people. So many people. I would say to most of the employees, and especially Wolf Blitzer because, let's be honest folks he's the worst, "Wolf, Jake, everybody, you're fired."

On Twitter I can say what I want. This is America right? It's not America if you don't have freedom of speech. And look, okay? I know some people are sensitive to what I say. Not everyone can be as great as me and that's okay. I understand that. I'm a very successful businessman...

The wall - look - the wall will be tremendous. The best wall you've ever seen. You'll take one look at it and say "wow! What a wall!" because it's gonna be so great, so great. We will have defenses to keep anyone from climing over it. Say someone tries to climb over the wall and, you know, sell drugs here because they're Mexican and that's what they do... there will be defenses to stop them. I have thorough plans, very thorough plans for the wall and it's just going to be absolutely unbelievable. And Mexico WILL pay for it, okay? Mexico will pay for the wall. It will happen.

What a stupid question. Next!

I will make them respect America again. Because there's no respect right now, you know? It's like an abusive relationship - no it IS an abusive relationship, that we are in with China. And it's because our politicians and the Obama administration, a total disaster by the way, have no idea what they're doing. I understand China. I've done a million deals with China and as President I will craft a deal that will be so great and so fair it will bring jobs back to this country and Make America Great Again!

I will use nuclear to bomb the sh*t out of ISIS. Cause how else are you going to get rid of them?

I like to grab women by it. It's so great.