Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, you now have moldy pancakes!

I wish for 1.7.2 to not be so buggy.

 

Wish granted, people report in the left section.

I wish to have more Kirby powers.

 

Granted, but you now sing and everyone wants you to stop. But alas, you cannot.

I wish my cat wouldn't get tangled in all my cords.

 

Granted, but the sushi comes alive and eats you from the inside-out.

I wish that my cat came back V:

 

Wish granted, but that candy is stolen by a baby.
I wish for another piece of candy.

 

Wish granted, but the candy was your least favorite.

I wish for MORE candy!

 

Wish granted, but you get LESS candy.
I wish for lellipeps instead of lollipops.

 

Wish granted: but you get lallepaps instead.

I wish my brother would stop playing pixelmon so I can actually play mc-war

 

Wish granted, but now he has hacked you acount and got you banned from all the mc-war servers

I wish chocolate!!!!!!!!

 

Wish granted: but you get choco butter instead.

I wish for a corruptible wish that can't be corrupted.

 

Wish granted, we can do that so you just won a dying/nearly dead pony. Oh btw it can't be saved! XD

I wish for a Kiwi (bird)

 

Wish granted, it's a dead pony

I wish I had more time to play mcwar

 

Wish granted, but it is only an extra 2 seconds

I wish for $1,000,000,000,000!

 

Wish granted.
Your homework is less in quantity, yet a greater amount of difficulty is applied.

I wish for a new PKMN smiley.

 

Wish granted, it's caterpie.
I wish for dots.