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Poem Your mother

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CAShep, Jan 11, 2017.

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  1. CAShep

    CAShep Well-Known Member

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    Your mother is old and fat
    she looks like a mangy rat
    with a toss of her hair,
    her nasal hair
    she kills everyone everywhere.

    When she tucks you in at night
    and she turns off your bedroom light
    you have nightmares about her face,
    attacking you with a mace.

    She'd probably do that you know.

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    #1 CAShep, Jan 11, 2017
  2. Lozzylouise

    Lozzylouise SG Player at Heart

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    #2 Lozzylouise, Jan 11, 2017
  3. CAShep

    CAShep Well-Known Member

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    xD Pretty good ya?
     
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    #3 CAShep, Jan 11, 2017
  4. Xavier1974

    Xavier1974 I cream scarecrows

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    Can't say I'm going to give this one a +1, simply because it's discusting. Though it's very clever :wink:
     
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    #4 Xavier1974, Jan 11, 2017
  5. CAShep

    CAShep Well-Known Member

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    Didn't even need a +1, just wanted to make a poem xD
     
    #5 CAShep, Jan 11, 2017
  6. Xavier1974

    Xavier1974 I cream scarecrows

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    Clever though : )
     
    #6 Xavier1974, Jan 11, 2017
  7. Jager

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    What. the. ****.
     
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  8. SoullessAngel_

    SoullessAngel_ Ayo why you lookin

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    Wtf
     
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  9. Champloo

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    Oh
     
    #9 Champloo, Jan 11, 2017
  10. cryotherm

    cryotherm Well-Known Member

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    She does do that, that's why I only visit my father now.
     
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    #10 cryotherm, Feb 13, 2017
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