why kssism is emerging as the biggest religon on brawl

Fellow Brawlers, I'm sure you've heard of Peaism, Meepism, daddyism and the best, kssism. They're the main religions on brawl, but recently kssism is getting more widespread and going into 'the new world' it's a new age for religion. kssism is spread through these randies in this 'new world', becoming the most popular religion in the brawleverse, and the most widespread, as we have .1% of brawl believing in it!

Peaism is a failed religion in the Dangerous WarZ part of the brawleverse, not that many people still believe in it though, because the most holy person in the religion @GreenPeas died in a car accident from the sky somehow in somewhere B.C

Meepism: Is a little thin of a religion not that many people believing it compared tot he mighty kssism, and the leader is @meepsomething.

Daddyism: It's the new emerging religion with a decent amount of followers but is not superior to the likes of the mighty kssism, the holy leader the daddypope @DaddyPurest

I think kssism will spread even more, on different servers perhaps, and we'll become the kssism realm around the minecrafteveveverse, and be the most developed culture with out yachts and our holy sanctuary's (taco bell bathrooms). Our holy writing is the chipolte napkins founded in 18kss' house by the mighty writer @19kss at a mcdonalds driveway in london (crazy right!)

Mighty stories!

The Kss and the lion, once upon a time a kss killed a lion, his name was ooga booga 21kss

There was a brave engineer filled kss, that kss was the might 15kss went to a tower, and discovered electricty creating the first Tesla car and became rich

there was a kss that read a book his name was 12kss

One of the most famous kss' the awesome 16kss, who fought the bigger meaner galathundr with a balloon, it was a swift duel but the might 16kss also found a feather and used electrons to lift up the might gala's hair then tickled him to death.


Requirements to join the mighty Kssism!

• You must have a 1-3 numerals and "kss" on the end.
• You must praise our lord and savior @18kss
• You must say our prayers to the god 1kss (the first kss :O)
• You have to hate on @GalaThundR
• Finally you need to ask us if it's okay to be a kss to be kss-tized into kssism!
• you have to date a beluga whale for nine years then dump it

The following members of kssism currently: @Trevorsleeping (alt), @12kss , @13kss , @14kss, @15kss, @16kss, 17kss, @18kss, @19kss, @20kss @21kss


With Love, the KsS tEAM

 

i wrote this at 3 AM

be 23kss and praise the lord 18kss and date a beluga whale, and a big part hate on gala 24/7! Only then, will you be kss-tized

 

so dating beluga whales is okay

 

that is uncalled for. @lnformative