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How to make sushi

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  1. Roll0fSushi

    Roll0fSushi Well-Known Member

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    The best guide to sushi making:

    step one: sell soul to sushi gods
    Step two: find nori and pray to it
    Step three: take any helpless vegetable that’s laying around- gotta catch em all
    Step four: take a break- it’s hard work
    Step five: give offering to the gods for them to rain rice upon you
    Step six: go fishing or breed catfish
    Step seven: if breeding catfish- watch anime as you wait
    Step eight: set up circle for the sacrate ritual of sushi making
    Step nine: Write some math equations to find the correct circumference of the roll you want.
    Step ten: roll with the correct perssision or else the gods will shame you and your family.
    Step eleven: sell sushi on the black market.
    Ps: do not share this recipe- tis a trade secret shhhh
    ~enjoy :stuck_out_tongue:
     
    #1 Roll0fSushi, Mar 4, 2018
  2. DeDondo

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    thanks
     
    #2 DeDondo, Mar 4, 2018
  3. Male__123

    Male__123 Well-Known Member

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    i dont like sushi
     
    #3 Male__123, Mar 4, 2018
  4. fatmog

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    or go to a restaurant and get sushi
     
    #4 fatmog, Mar 4, 2018
  5. Roll0fSushi

    Roll0fSushi Well-Known Member

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    You have never lived life to the fullest then. Shame on you and ur family >:0 <3

    Restaurant sushi is fake sushi- tis not blessed by the gods. shame shame.
     
    #5 Roll0fSushi, Mar 4, 2018
  6. fatmog

    fatmog Active Member

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    still sushi
     
    #6 fatmog, Mar 4, 2018
  7. Roll0fSushi

    Roll0fSushi Well-Known Member

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    Not the best sushi tho
     
    #7 Roll0fSushi, Mar 4, 2018
  8. fatmog

    fatmog Active Member

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    they all taste the same
     
    #8 fatmog, Mar 4, 2018
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    I should try this.
     
    #9 NickManEA, Mar 4, 2018
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    SoCool21 Bans Reports & Appeals Admin | McPvPer for Life <3

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    erm
     
    #10 SoCool21, Mar 4, 2018
  11. Roll0fSushi

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    c: I can help!!1!1!

    Conform to the sushi way- joiN us

    noodles all taste the same
     
    #11 Roll0fSushi, Mar 4, 2018
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    TheMel0n 8 Year McPvPer

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    Suchi doesn’t taste good, try to eat tacos instead
     
    #12 TheMel0n, Mar 4, 2018
  13. Roll0fSushi

    Roll0fSushi Well-Known Member

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    Melon is best :grinning:
     
    #13 Roll0fSushi, Mar 4, 2018
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    I thought telling people how you were made was considered explicit
     
    #14 loicvdb, Mar 4, 2018
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    Roll0fSushi Well-Known Member

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    shhh keep it on the downlow- ppl aren’t suppose to know. Heehee
     
    #15 Roll0fSushi, Mar 4, 2018
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    TheMel0n 8 Year McPvPer

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    Don’t eat melons if you do STOP EATING MY FAMILY (joke I am human)
     
    #16 TheMel0n, Mar 4, 2018
  17. Roll0fSushi

    Roll0fSushi Well-Known Member

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    Can I sell them on the sushi market?
    (Joke it’s okay i’ll Just make a home for them <3)
     
    #17 Roll0fSushi, Mar 4, 2018
  18. TheMel0n

    TheMel0n 8 Year McPvPer

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    My ad says avoid these 1 food : sushi (joke) (it says 5 not 1 and no sushi)
     
    #18 TheMel0n, Mar 4, 2018
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    Are melons considered helpless vegetables?
     
    #19 loicvdb, Mar 4, 2018
  20. TheMel0n

    TheMel0n 8 Year McPvPer

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    No?
     
    #20 TheMel0n, Mar 4, 2018
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