Corrupt a Wish

Ok, the ________ goes through you head and kills you
I wish for my internet to stop being crappy

 

Wish granted.
It becomes so advanced that it begins to question the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Now, whenever you attempt to pull up a webpage, or boot Minecraft, or do really ANYTHING that involves the Internet, all you'll be able to see on your computer screen is the number 42.
I wish for a Sonic Screwdriver.

 

Wish granted, it breaks.

I wish for headphones.

 

Wish granted.
They're the crappy kind that you get on airplanes, and you accidentally break them when you put them in your ears.
I wish for more coke.

 

Cocaine? Sure, you get busted by the cops and get sent to jail.

I wish for some music that I like.

 

Wish granted.
I don't know what kind of music you like, but here's some glitchhopz.

Note- The glitchstepz are infected by a zombie virus. Whoever listens to the glitchstepz becomes a zombie.
I wish to be the Doctor.

 

Wish granted, you go go back in time and get mauled by a dinosaur.

I wish for my computer to be faster when I'm extracting things.

 

Wish granted, but it speeds up ONLY when extracting things, and slows down when you do anything else.

I wish for a NON-poisonous, healthy, friendly, harmless cheeseburger that can NOT kill me in any way, shape, or form.

 

But it tastes bad.. BAD!

Time for an non-corruptable wish
I wish for an Peace Maker that don't shoot if aimed at me or any allies, but it shoot if it is aimed at an enemy/non-living thing (cars, houses), it can't run out of ammo and is not to heavy or light for me to lift and it is shot when I want it, brain controlled.

 

Wish granted, it broke.
I wish to eat the server turkey (rainy)

 

But the turkey eats YOU

I wish for an Peace Maker that don't shoot if aimed at me or any allies, but it shoot if it is aimed at an enemy/non-living thing (cars, houses), it can't run out of ammo and is not to heavy or light for me to lift and it is shot when I want it, brain controlled. And it can't be broken. Corrupt it now biotches.

 

Wish granted. I then come along and overpower it seeing as I am the most powerful in dimensions 42-76 and FYI overworld is dimension 52. Now it is impossible to create peace. I may not be alive but im also not solid. I also don't come with a brain.

I still don't wish. So let me give you a hint on how to make a non-corruptible wish; don't wish all together.

 

OFFTOPIC: An peace maker don't create peace. It creates pieces.

 

Your wish is to not wish?
I thus corrupt your wish by granting your wish. >:V
Also, to jacob's PeaceKeeper wish- The Doctor uses his Sonic Screwdriver to corrupt the Peace Keeper beyond repair. The Sonic Screwdriver cannot be tampered with, and will override every circuit in the known universe. Unless someone's drying their hair, in which case, the Sonic Screwdriver will be useless. >_>
I wish for a time machine.

 

Wish granted.
You're sent 50 billion years into the future when the sun explodes.
I wish for Erader to become an smod.

 

Wish granted.
He uses his smod powers to permban everyone.
I wish for olliesyd to become an admin. :V

 

Wish granted but it surges op power through mc and blows up your face.
I wish for a barnacle stuck to my face.

 

But you dies before you get it stuck to your face

OFFTOPIC:

I wished for it to be unbreakable. FAIL.
EDIT: Peacekeeper? I wished for an PeaceMAKER.

It is 5 billion years to the sun explodes. Not 50.

ONTOPIC:
I wish for the server to downgrade to 1.6.4

 

You become an admin but are hated by the community and can't keep up with the players.
I wish Chuck Norris was my little sister.