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Ultimate Noob

Discussion in 'Discussion' started by followhenis, Dec 1, 2013.

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What is the ultimate noob?

  1. Hackuser

    16 vote(s)
    35.6%

  2. Donor Noob

    6 vote(s)
    13.3%

  3. Anti-Big Clan Noob

    1 vote(s)
    2.2%

  4. Egotistical Noob

    12 vote(s)
    26.7%

  5. Followhenis

    8 vote(s)
    17.8%

  6. JacobT5

    2 vote(s)
    4.4%
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  1. followhenis

    followhenis Active Member

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    So. Here is a thread to find out what people in MC-War think is the ultimate 'noob'. There are many noobs on this server, but what is the most annoying type, or the ULTIMATE NOOB?

    Here are the categories which you can vote for is the Ultimate Noob.

    Noob #1
    Hackuser

    This is probably the most common type of noob. Whenever they are killed, they will automatically declare whoever killed them a hacker. This type of noob is normally non-prestige although some of these noobs can be quite high-level. They will also call hacks when they see something being used that they didnt know existed. For example, when they witness their first EMP.
    'I'm blind! Hax!'

    How to Counter

    A good way to either annoy this noob or make them stop hackusing is to copy them. Call hax on whatever they do and maybe they'll see the light and realise they're being annoying.

    Noob #2
    Donor Noob

    This noob will log on to a server, reach level 5 then donate. Then they will go around pissing off the prestige players with their raygun/LAW. They will try to defend themselves when they are accused of being a ray noob, but we all know that they are one. This type of noob is normally the most well-educated as they all have LAW degrees. Get it? Get it? Yeah, you get it...

    How to Counter

    This type of noob is easy to counter. Use flakjacket.

    Noob #3

    Anti-Big Clan Noob.

    This is one of the least noobiest types but can still be classified as a noob. They hate any big clan such as TRA or HACK or any clan that has anybody remotely good. This type of noob is often a more higher level.
    By the way, don't get me wrong, you're not a noob if you don't join a clan such as TRA. But, you are a noob if you hate anything to do with any clan such as TRA and will rage at any of their members when they nuke.

    How to Counter

    Get your clan members together and nuke the **** out of them.

    Noob #4

    Egotistical Noob.

    This type of noob believes they are the best even though there are people who are levels 50+ more than them. Normally non-prestige they think they are just great at this server with their 1.23 KDR and their one nuke that nobody recalls ever happening but they're sure it did happen. They will demand they join the best clan and often rage whenever they are denied. Thank you @joeymast99. They will often challenge really good players to 1vs1 and epically fail, claiming it was lag or the prestige player was hacking.

    How to Counter

    Nuke. Show them that you are better than them. If they call hacks, then there's really nothing you can do except try to convince them that you're not hacking using pure logic.


    So, there are the 4 main types of noob I could think of. If you think of any other types, post below. On the polls, there are two extra options.. Myself and JacobT5. If you play regularly on #1 then you'll know who he is. And if you know who he is I reckon you'll vote for him. Thats you, @shygyrules, @24014 and @tonester3
     
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    #1 followhenis, Dec 1, 2013
  2. Mokolee

    Mokolee Well-Known Member

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    Only one I can think of right now is robrox. He donates, he hates on clans, he brags, and he whines a lot.
     
    #2 Mokolee, Dec 1, 2013
  3. Piky

    Piky Well-Known Member

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    This is how I counter all of those.
    1. ignore
    2. ignore
    3. ignore
    4. ignore
    5. if its robrox, ignore
     
    #3 Piky, Dec 1, 2013
  4. Darkchaosknight

    Darkchaosknight Well-Known Member

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    Your the noob. :V
     
    #4 Darkchaosknight, Dec 1, 2013
  5. followhenis

    followhenis Active Member

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    He sounds like all four types.
    Care to explain why? Anyone who has half a brain and has met JacobT5 will vote for him.
     
    #5 followhenis, Dec 1, 2013
  6. blankbots

    blankbots Well-Known Member

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    I wise one has spoken.
     
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    #6 blankbots, Dec 1, 2013
  7. Darkchaosknight

    Darkchaosknight Well-Known Member

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    Read the quote using pronouns.

    "Me, Me, and Him"
     
    #7 Darkchaosknight, Dec 1, 2013
  8. Piky

    Piky Well-Known Member

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    He says the most bs and complains/QQ about donaters, people who kill him he calls hacks and says hes got the best scores(bs).
     
    #8 Piky, Dec 1, 2013
  9. GK9

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    I've gotta say that I think Hackusers are the worst. Perhaps they aren't the noobiest (depending on the definition you use), but they're really frickin' annoying. And they swarm too. One prestige guy will be accused of hacking because he killed a single noob in a way that few people could do themselves, and then that one noob will accuse him of hacking and five others will start to make threats about reporting, etc.
    Not to mention, it happens all the time. I'm hardly a pro (only lv. 49) but I've still lost count of how many times I've been accused of hacking. Admittedly, many of these instances have been me killing survivors with C4 and using my beloved Executioner in Oneinchamber; but still, it irritates me.
     
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    #9 GK9, Dec 1, 2013
  10. joeymast99

    joeymast99 j chillin

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    Why is PlayInTheDirt11 not on the poll?
     
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    #10 joeymast99, Dec 1, 2013
  11. Piky

    Piky Well-Known Member

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    Aww yes... PlayInTheDirt11.. I've seen in server 3... my god the amount of times he complained...
     
    #11 Piky, Dec 1, 2013
  12. followhenis

    followhenis Active Member

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    Permission to not answer that, Your Honour?
     
    #12 followhenis, Dec 1, 2013
  13. F1r3tar

    F1r3tar Highly Established Member

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    Definitely the egotistical noob is the most truly noobiest of them all.
     
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    #13 F1r3tar, Dec 1, 2013
  14. gamemaster800

    gamemaster800 Well-Known Member

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    The LAW Noob

    Not what you think!
    It's the noob that uses a Law on ffa.
     
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    #14 gamemaster800, Dec 1, 2013
  15. DarSwag

    DarSwag Well-Known Member

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    I say donor noob they camp with their dang donor guns and you can't possibly kill them. Then they're like "My ray gun has nothing to do with this" *gets 5 nukes* and "you're just saying that because you are jealous I kill you so much with it".
     
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    #15 DarSwag, Dec 1, 2013
  16. F1r3tar

    F1r3tar Highly Established Member

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    I've had rounds where I accidentally brought law to ffa ;_;
     
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    #16 F1r3tar, Dec 1, 2013
  17. Daudzoe

    Daudzoe Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^^^^
    Dis
     
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    #17 Daudzoe, Dec 1, 2013
  18. ole20084

    ole20084 Well-Known Member

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    Anyone play with Trevor? Those hackusations. God.
     
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    #18 ole20084, Dec 2, 2013
  19. onepunchmeme

    onepunchmeme Well-Known Member

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    Donator noobs. They steal all of my kills in infect.
     
    #19 onepunchmeme, Dec 2, 2013
  20. Piky

    Piky Well-Known Member

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    I play with Trevor on sever 3 and he calls hacks on me when I come under his feet and c4 him.

    This was done on my Kindle Fire so don't blame meh for any thing that's wrong on this.
     
    #20 Piky, Dec 2, 2013
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