Craziest things you've done in school

We once had a flash mob in the middle of the school to Raise Your Glass by Pink

 

Indubitably
^ New favorite word

 

Excellent. I approve of its originality. Part of the reason I hate when people have "budder" in their names.

 

ew.

 

I chucked a pencil at my 4th grade math teacher and ran out of the room.
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(No comment.)

 

Thinking back to when I was in elementary, I remember in 5th grade when I released a tiny little fart that was loud enough for the class and the teacher to locate where the sound came from. I don't think I should've made this post at all...

 

My friends and I really wanted to like "get high" or "smoke" but the issue was we had no actual drugs (Marijuana). So my friend did some research and found this site where it said that you can get high off of banana peel, but you had to like dry it out for 24 hours and all this jazz. Well he did that and brought it to school and we tried smoking it behind school with printer paper and we lit it. We knew little about joints/smoking/marijuana etc. so we inhaled it and we were basically smoking the paper itself considering the banana wasn't burning much. Well ya :V... Don't do drugs. Or bananas... V:

 

How dare you disregard such a fancy word...

 

>Overused

 

Orly? I don't see people using it ever

 

Locking the teacher out of the room, then throwing all the chairs around the room, and then screaming words into the teachers face (words I am not going to repeat here), then throwing an chair out of the room so it broke into three pieces, then going home. All happened in less than 3 minutes.

 

About a month ago: I shook my water-bottle right next to my crotch during a math test so it looked like I was fapping

 

This kid said I was weak so I wacked him on the head with his P.E. bag. How was I supposed to know it had shoes in it?

 

Threw a kid in the trash can :V

 

Well, I saw that is was snowing once, and immediately said to the person next to me, "It's snowing, but don't get excited because it's like 40 degrees out there and it should be rain so nothing will stick." Then that person jumped up and charged towards the window and then the entire class just went and stared out the window. So I started a chain reaction of "Cool Kids" starting out the window at basically rain. XD. I love school, but only when things like that happen.

 

*Note this is the only recent thing that happened*
>Some kid takes a drink from le water fountain
>Makes a huge ****ING scene and takes a selfie
>Proceeds to turn the water spout thingy so that the next person to take a drink gets water on them
>I notice it
>I spin it back and take a drink
>Proceed to find the kid after school
>***** SLAPPED HIM AND RUN
>Run all the way back to my house
>Get inside and lock the door
>realize he wasn't following me
>Load BB gun just in case
The water fountain thing has become a major problem at my school ._.