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what the F UCK did i come back to

 

I imported the two-word stories game here to get it to 100 pages faster by making it more interesting. Add to the story, m8. ;v

 

george bush

 

fanfic play

 

flies jets

 

into massive

i see where this is going

 

*ahem* manmade constructions

 

in the

 

"Big Apple."

>There once was not one who plays brawl while also was looking for a hot, single furry.

>So that one who understands how to be a part of destroying all like a certain virus called ebola.

>It is gay to believe in the military because they don't believe in jumping.
>Consequently, soldiers had a hard time washing their new iPhone with bleach because of very small jumping muscles.
>Their iPhones were better off without constant insertion of large sausages into their gaping charging ports.
>The general loved his six chins and nine Twitter followers, so he hosted mukbangs where he removed sausages from his blind husband's orifices.
>In conclusion, we might like sausages when there aren't soldiers to invade Twitter feeds.

>When a circus clown starts eating, he becomes ceremonially unclean and begins to convulse violently and excrete ichor.
>He decided to perform his favorite George Bush fanfic play where he flies jets into massive manmade constructions in the "Big Apple."

 

replying george bush was a mistake

 

lmao

 

your parents had some pretty ****ty mottos ngl

 

The performance

 

"Vladimir's Invasion"

 

I'd say it's too soon to be bringing the present situation up in a way that makes light of it, so for the sake of keeping this fun and lighthearted, I'd choose to reply with something else.

 

Was not

 

sufficiently realistic