Corrupt a Wish

Please, do not Gravedig old/dead threads. Be more careful next time, lad!

 

Isn't this a forum game? those are allowed to be gravedug, right? or did I miss something?

 

Well considering the last post was little under a year ago... It seems pretty over. Grave digging on these types of threads aren't as serious but when it goes that far, it may as well be so.

 

Granted but he dies from a stroke

I wish I had something to do

 

Wish granted, you kill yourself

I wish for someone to answer this wish

 

Wish granted, the creepy dragon guy answered your wish and now you're stuck with me forever

I wish to have a small pile of precious gemstones ^.-.^

 

Wish granted, you have received a wish that only works in your imagination.
I wish that I get a beautiful pet fox who loves me very much, never gets into trouble or does anything bad, and is immortal.

 

Wish granted. Most foxes' English is not so great, so its definition of the word "bad" is loving and compassionate. So your fox never does anything loving or compassionate.

I wish for a warz reputation

 

Granted, you get targeted by DDos wielding ten year olds and obliterated

I wish to be a dragon, how can you guys screw this up I wonder?

 

Wish granted, your new birthday is April 20, 1889. You strive to become a wonderful artist, but unfortunately get denied admittance to a prestigious Jewish art school. After that, your true hatred for the Jews grows until you are driven to begin running for office, and rise up out of the ashes, using the people of your country to start a movement that will change the world forever, eliminating anyone who gets in your way (Poland, for example).

I wish for more forum likes.

 

Wish granted, but the dislike button is brought back.

 

Wish granted, but you immediately recieve 2000 dislikes.

 

WAIT WAIT WAIT

Hitler must've been a blazer being born 4/20 (get it?)

Wish granted, but the laws in USA change so that guns are illegal and therefore you're not allowed to shoot


I wish someone cared about me

 

Wish granted, but then big bang happens and your clear wish for nothing doesn't happen

 

Remember to wish for something @Squeakily

I wish to be good at WarZ

 

WarZ makes too little money and they stop it and make a new gun server, that you suck at