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Christmas Facts and things to do in Christmas :)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by UnknownIdentity, Dec 15, 2014.

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You hyped fo' Xmas?

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  1. UnknownIdentity

    UnknownIdentity Well-Known Member

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    Hello guys! I'm bedrock and i wanted to give you some cool ideas to do in Christmas (if you believe in Santa or not)
    Something i always do in Christmas while my parents are cooking dinner (btw, dinner should be a giant table of little things to eat like chesse, dry tomatoes, chips, bread slices n stuff.
    Something fun to do is use the Google "Track Santa" thing, i always use it and i shout: "Yo mama! Santa is in Greenland" haha, i love that.

    Now some facts: Source from Top10Memes YT channel
    -Santa is red and white because of the Coca-Cola company
    -A reindeer is built made out of straw in the main park of the city of Gavle in Sweden, one day, a vandal threw a match to the reindeer and it went all in flames, year after year, the people kept building the reindeer and vandals never stopped burning the reindeer year after year.

    BONUS: Also from Top10Memes
    There are 2 billion children in the world (aprox.)
    roughly 378 Mill are christians and mostly each christian house has at east 1 good child
    Each good child has at least 1 present

    Santa, Rudolph and the rest of the team have would have to travel at the relaxing speed of 1000 KM per Second which is the equivalent to travel 800 houses per second.

    Santa has 1/1000 of a second to:

    1. Get out of his sleigh
    2. Go down the chimney
    3. Fill the stockings
    4. Distribute the presents
    5. Eat any of the snacks
    6. Get the f*** out of there and move on to the next house
    BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

    1 present weights roughly 1 Kg
    The sleigh would have to carry 350.000 TONS OF PRESENTS :O
    350.000 TRAVELLING AT 1000 KM/S MAKE AN INCREDIBLE AIR RESISTANCE ( + Thrust + Gravity )
    The WHOLE TEAM WOULD ABSORBE 14 QUINTILLION TOP HIGH UNITS OF HEATED ENERGY WHICH WOULD MAKE THEM EVAPORIZE IN 4 MILISECONDS.
    In conclusion, if Santa ever delivered presents on Christmas Eve..... He's dead now :/ (Nah im just kiddin, it's called Christmas Magic)



    Happy little christmas to everybody :grinning:
    Leave down below any comments on how do you celebrate Christmas !
     
  2. MrWaffleman

    MrWaffleman The negligence of time's end is man's downfall

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    Your math teacher would be very proud of you... I really enjoyed reading this mainly for laffs.
     
  3. BBSlayer5150

    BBSlayer5150 Well-Known Member

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    "(Twas) The Night Before Christmas" was originally called "A Visit from St. Nicholas" when it was first published in 1823 by Clement Clarke Moore. Also, the very last line of the poem is actually "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night", not "Merry Christmas...", and goodnight was originally hyphenated. It was changed in North America over time.
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  4. kindabigboy

    kindabigboy Well-Known Member

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    My gawd, I am so hype for Christmas.
    . That too hype?
     
  5. Kwumsu

    Kwumsu Well-Known Member

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    amazing.
     
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