Roast Thread

To be fair, a garbage fire mixtape is still fire.
And still garbage.

 

A round of applause for your just remarkable photo edits, a wonderfully cheap and overused .png from google images, and f*cking up the render and not knowing how to make a .png to fit the forums.
I'm sure your 3rd grade drawings are still on the fridge, little Tim!

 

That would have been more painful if it had come from somebody whose roasting ability didn't stem from making fun of people's age.

Besides, your photo doesn't have a santa hat, therefore it is inferior.

 

You're calling his picture inferior, when I'm looking at someone using Blackjack as their profile picture. Go back to My Little Pony, you brony (unintentional rhyme).

 

*santajack.

What's even funnier is that the avatar you're inexplicably defending features a character from the same damn story, so that's either a failed double burn or an unintentional insult.

And yours is some random loli probably, so I wouldn't be talking smack about santajack

 

You failed to realize this is a popular PC game called Yandere Simulator. I would learn to use Wikipedia or Google search if I were you.

 

Saw 'simulator', learned all I need to know.

 

"9 Year Old Who Thinks He's Funny" Simulator would fit you nicely.

 

It would except I'm 18 and I don't think I'm funny, so you're pretty damn wrong sir.
Hey look, another person who's roasts come from making fun of somebody's age! It's both, to quote @Greedy_Bee, hilarious AND original!!!!


(such roast)

 

hi your stupid 9 year old kid lelelelelelelelelel

 

I could drink you under the table kid, pint for pint. And, when you're out cold, I'd grab a second one.

And I don't even drink.

 

Why would you drink under the table kid? Be a normal human being and drink on the table idiot.

 

I congratulate you on having such a moronic brain. I'm sure your Mother hand feeds you for fear that you'll forget how to swallow and choke to death, you mouth-breathing slackjawed moron.

 

Why don't you stick to the subject dumbass and talk about my post, not a random thing.

 

Wow, I'm baffled by your stupidity.
To put it in words you can understand: I. Was. Talking. About. Your. Post. And. You. Being. "Special". For. Not. Understanding. The. Humor.

Please, seek help immediately, you're most likely brain dead.

 

Nice studder. I would listen, but I don't have all day to wait to hear your stupid arguments.

 

This is a roast thread, not a children's insult competition.

 

How about staying in order next time?Also, try to make your signature match your name you incompetent, ignorant idiot.

 

I'd apologize but the truth is you're not even worth the time it would have taken to write the roast in the first place.

Oh, and maybe next time you could write your own descriptor.

 

Next time actually use your brain (if you even have one) to roast me. I can tell you couldn't even think of one idiot.