The Perfect Murder

Stab them. Done.

 

Merely come up to them. Smile and become acquainted with them. Knock them out, and murder them in the river by drowning them.
At night undercover, of course.

 

Bury them in satin
Lay them down on a
Bed of roses
Sink them in a river
At dawn
Sing them away with the words of
A love song

Heheheheheheh

 

Pollute the Atlantic and kill the dolphin.

 

Barrett to the face.

 

Remove stable explosives in bullets from his ammo reserve. Replace with hydrogen. When gun is fired, and sparks, BOOM.

 

I already shot you. Your logic is invalid. Your brain melts from my reasoning.

 

Hot molten brain tissue consumes you.

 

I'm Oshawatt, I shoot out water to cool it down.

 

Kill new Tails by mauling him to death with old Tails body. Then throw both into a garbage truck and crush them. After that, throw the left over remains in a river.

 

Hide some plastic explosives under your bed, then kill you in your sleep.

 

When your sleeping I will put land mines all over the floor underneath your bed and when you wake up and stand on the floor....

 

I unload a whole clip of an M249 SAW onto Capz then dunk him into a toxic waste tank and send a Napalm down on the tank.

 

Overload his brain with Doge's until he dies due to being a retard xD.

 

Sorry, but those doges couldn't penetrate my ego. hue.
A wild Capz has appeared!
Daudzoe uses ego!
It was super-effective!
hue x2 combo

 

Kills the dolphin with a harpoon

 

I give you my headphones and turn up the sound to full and then click on dubstep. Your head explodes.