Corrupt a Wish

Game: Corrupt a Wish.

How-To Play: The first person (which would be me) must make a wish, then the next person must grant it but also corrupt it (i.e. grant the wish but then make it become the opposite of what the person is wishing for). Then, after the person has corrupted the above user's wish, they'll also make a wish then the next person does the same, then next person the same, and so on...

Rules: Only 1 rule: You must also make a wish after you corrupt someone else's wish so that the next person can corrupt a wish.

Examples:

Code:

Person 1: I wish I was rich.

Person 2: Granted but then you were robbed.
          I wish I could fall asleep.

Person 3: Granted but you woke back up.
          I wish I could fly!

and so on... person 4 would have to corrupt person 3's wish.

I'll start off:

I wish I became the President!