make me a sheriff

Brawl Wild West Sheriff Application:

Have you read over the Sheriff Handbook here? - Not really. You can't believe everything you read nowadays, anyways.

What is your in-game name? - I think it's "ffirehsaemekam", but I haven't checked recently.
What time zone are you in? - CST (Certified Surgical Sheriff Technologist)

How long have you been playing Wild West? - I was born in wild, wild Arizona, and I will always be a cowboy-sheriff-redneck-person at heart.
How active would you consider yourself? - I'd like to say I get at least an hour of exercise a day, but we all know that's a lie. However, we're getting some new horses in town next week, and I'll see if I can get some practice riding them.
Why do you want to become a sheriff? - I heard there were free donuts in the lounge, and I wanted in on the carbohydrate-saturated action.

Do you realize if you abuse any commands or privileges your rank will be taken away? - We can't be arrested for breaking the law because we are the law. Simple as that, my friend.

Please insert a Yes / No pole below.

YES
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NO

I made the pole a bit longer than last time. Hopefully it's enough to convince you now!


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