All Heil Putty

One afternoon in November I was in my bedroom and decided to take a nap. My ak47 had just passed away the week before and that was all that I could think about. So I thought that I would just go to sleep to take my mind off things for awhile. Well after about a hour or so my phone started ringing. I answered it and no one was there. So I hung up and tried to go back to sleep. As soon as I did the phone rang again. Again no one was on the line. So I got up and went to the kitchen to get something to eat. When I got to the kitchen my cat had lit a candle and put it on the stove. The glass got hot a broke and the top of the stove was on fire. So I put it out. About 2 week later the same thing happened but this time when I went in the kitchen I heard something that sounded like an electric power surge. I looked under the element of the stove and the wires were starting to arc. That was two times in just a couple of weeks that something like this happened. The last time it just put a big smile on my face just knowing that someone from above was still watching out for me. That's When i realised our Admin Putty was watching us.



A few years after this miracle i started doing sum research about Chicken's and the name Putty, what i found shocked me.
Not only putty might be a few bajilion years old be he also might be a god


This is a pic of a Chicken god From the mayas
Still dont belive me?you stupid

Lets take a look at this pic of Yucatec the maya god of death

At first sight its just a old **** painting that your old fawks used to show you
BUTT
If we take a closer look


Right in the Right side you can see a maya joke
Perhaps made by the other gods or by the Drunk archaeologists that discovered this maya painting.

Now let's gather up, get your goats outta the garden and let's perform a sacrifice for free coupons. ALL HEIL PUTTY ALL HEIL PUTTY ALL HEIL PUTTY.
Amin.

 

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