My Glorious Army.

Thx for calling war against "my" army but, well, you know how the villagers of Minecraft have gained singularity on April 1st? Yeah, same thing happened here, and.....they got hold of my stash of weapons, guns, missiles, and, yes, an experimental version of ODIN that I called Thor (LOL), and are revolting against players (plus me) trying to kill them for food. I was intending that as a joke but, it's no longer a joke. Prepare for one of the most unusual animies of Minecraft to rise and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!! PS: They also got hold of my main computer and are probably found this thread. They are definitely mad about calling them peasants so, what I suggest is to prepare for a full scale attack on.... what is that flying at my window..... oh my god! Chickens cannons! "Reply has cut out"

 

The villagers heh? sorry. VILLAGER ARMY UNITE
INFANTRY
SPECIAL OPS CAVALRY AIR FORCE

CONTINUED
AIR FORCE
ANTI AIRCRAFT GUNS

 

"Auto Messaging System On" Okay, this is a pre-recorded message in case of if I'm being beat up by someone or some kind of mob. Everybody run!!!! The all mobs of Minecraft have achieved singularity!!!!!! "End Message"

 

Derex, recruit me for your army, I shall fight for you in the special forces as a Sergeant!

 

I'm neutral in this war. But still, if you go against me, my air force will flatten you!

 

"Continued from one of my posts" Huh? What happened? Hmmm, let me see if my video function on my sunglasses still work. Okay, it works. Is my secret iPhone (Disguised as a piece of Dirt) working? Yup....upload videos to Phone....okay, got it. Lets see what happened. Okay, running to backup shelter to hide from cows and other mobs, going on computer, wait, what's that behind my computer? Oh, it's a chicken cannon. Huh. So here's getting a bit dizzy, and here's a cow.....and darkness. Hm. (Goes to talk with a villager) "Hey you? What's going on?" "Oh, you're awake, well, all mobs in Minecraft have teamed up. Your race of people have no chance of living. In fact, we are planning a major attack on an army. Enjoy the fireworks" (Goes back) Well, derex, if you're hearing this, prepare for an attack that might just destroy your whole army (Thor). I might have just have a way out of this cell so I can assist you..."End Transmission"

New thread regarding The Great Mob War: https://www.brawl.com/threads/13302/#post-205903

 

YESSS I shall fight for freedoooooom!!!! Black majic has been learnt!

 

derex, new thread about the war: https://www.brawl.com/threads/13302/#post-205903

 

HEY! I said I was neutral!

 

Nobody's neutral, nobody's safe. Now go to this thread for more about The Great Mob War: https://www.brawl.com/threads/13302/#post-205903