MC-War Players Be Like

" Can someone tell me how to shoot?how do you even use guns? "

Me : YOU just solved your problem...
JUST SHOOT.

 

Mc-war players be like.
"You killed me hacker"
"Iso noob"
*spamming c-bow at doorway*
"30-1 bg"

 

Noob:
"<staff member> is a hacker!" Or
"<staff member> hacks!"
And you be like: *shut up, you idiot*

 

• Noob: Fall back !
• Noob: How I reload ?!
• TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING Noob: * insert name * you nub
• Me: C4 srs -_- donor: ah ah lol Me: you find that funny donor: yes lol XD

 

*Gynamo killed noob*

noob: Haxxccerrrr you shot moddlll like 50000 times HAXXZ!
Me: That's minigun, not moddel.
Noob: Minigun? Give me one or ill hack you.
Me: In what way?
Noob: haccckkk yooouu! You know hack someone? Your dumb!
Me: I'd love to be hacked.
Noob: ok tell me your ip.
Me: And why would i tell you my ip?
Noob: so i can hack you skid! Tell me!
Nothing more needs to be said.

 

Pros: "900000000000001-0 vfbg"
Players: "0-46 gg"
Newbies: "gg yay I killed someone"

 

Player: omg you hax!! You killed me through a wall!!
Me: it's called c4
Player: dafuq is a c4?
Me: its the thing i killed you with
Player: NO! You killed me with hax. Im telling staff!!
(Asks every prestige players if their staff and they all say no)
Player: thats it, i'm reporting you to mojang and your all gonna die!

How do i buy a bowl?
How do i double jump?
Omg you killed me, get banned!
Tvjubwdiubckubefjubv die!
Betty will come for you..

 

{MSGNoob: Im level 46
{31+Le_Mure: you are level 9
{MSGNoob: :O how do you know
{31+Le_Mure:

 

How do I get the l118a?

 

*logs in*
Player: _PublicEnemy_ ur a bad mod.
me: what?
Player: for not banning this hacker!
Me: wait what?
*still confused*
Player: Ur a bad mod, reporting u for being so bad.
Me: Do it.
*continues calling me a bad mod.*
*still very confused on what is going on*

 

I'm. Gonna tell the owner his name is ZapCrusher
He's gonna ban you for noobing.

>.<

"How to get m16?"

 

Mc War players be like:
Noob -31: Yo, im the best around i just got 38-0 (he didnt even get a 5ks)
Me: how much KDR did u get? -_-
Noob: i got 999.999 b****, im level 876,deal with it bro
Me: My gosh... Do i rlly have to tell you have nooby u r? First, your a PFC which means you are level 3, second, you didnt get an Emp or a Nuke because it didnt appear on the chat, third if you get 38-0 its impossible for you to get 999.000 KDR. Fourth, you are not level 876 becuase you dont have a yellow tag and also it says PFC so... Yeh. In base to all of this: YOU SUCK!
Noob: im gonna tell The Owner about this so he can ban you and kill you.
Me: you dont know who he is...
Noob: Yup i do, hes name is Jonesy
Me: Retard you dont have idea what server is this -_-...
Noob:yeah, Shotbow network, asss
Noob left the game.

 

"Why do all the staff on this server spam a donator gun??? .-."

 

Mc-War players be like:

Noob: YESSS finally level 100

Me: your level 10 and using the m16

Noob: STFU u c4 noob I'll ddos you noob b*tch
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C4 NOOB

CBOW SPAM

God damn it 78-0 big that was terrible

 

Kid you hack.... <---- makes me laugh

 

Omg I hate yellow! My eyes D:

 

Mc-war players be like: (actual conversation"
Dude: "Man, I respect you. Your a great sniper and it's an honor to be on your side"
Me: "thanks, it's good to hear a nice player for a change"
*game starts*
Me: dang were on other teams!
Dude: that's ok, we can just avoid each other
Me: um... No? It's mc-war dude
Dude: alright fine, prepare to die!"
*guy gets headshot from across the map*
Dude: wow nice shot!
Me: thanks
*ten headshots later*
Dude: OMG HACKER I CANT BELIEVE I TRUSTED YOU! Why are you targeting me!!!!!!???
Me: you were running at me with an assault rifle over and over again, what do you want me to do? Let you kill me?
DUDE has left the game

 

And he's a prestige with iso too...
***PLOT TWIST***

 

"Tactical nuke noob"
"[player name] you lag hack"

 

"How do I Mc-War"