Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, video games don't exist anymore.
I wish for Twigterra

 

Wish granted. Its a pirated copy.
EDIT: Ninjas too fast.

I wish for wealth.

 

Wish granted. You have a lot of dirt.
I wish for a new and good username for video games.
FC, how do you pirate a non video game v:

 

Wish granted, it's called new_and_good.
I wish for Mercury to know what Twigterra is

 

Wish granted, but now he doesn't know anything about everything to exist.

I wish for a corrupted wish that cannot be corrupted.

 

Wish granted, a paradox is created and the entire universe implodes.

I wish for a new car.

 

Wish granted, it gets stolen after 1 day of you owning it.
I wish for a big D.

 

Wish granted, you get this:
I wish for @BBSlayer5150 to play WarZ with me >:L

 

Wish granted, we get spawn camped on every server.
I wish for oreos.

 

Wish granted, you have no milk.
I wish for you to be a pug

 

Wish granted, but he is only a pug for 20 seconds.

I wish for a wish that can not be corrupted and nor can any person above or below me reply to this wish, so it is skipped. <(BEAT THAT )^

 

The wish has to be granted which means someone has to reply, the wish is granted but then no one can reply then it isn't granted then someone grants it and it creates a paradox ripping the universe apart.
I wish for breathable air.

 

You're wish is granted, but the air is only breathable for 20 minutes.

I wish for a new Spider-Man movie to come out. (I wish to see it as well.)

 

Wish granted, the movie sucks and it goes on for a day, you are trapped in the cinema.

 

Wish granted, you wished for nothing but nothing is able to be granted so therefore the world implodes because you created a paradox.

I Wish for more than one wish.

 

Wish granted, but they were all corrupted.
I wish for inception.

 

Wish granted. You get lost in limbo
I wish for a lion..

 

Wish granted! It mauls you.
I wish for Sonic to be twice as annoying in Super Smash Bros U than he was in Brawl.

 

Wish granted, he gets so annoying that you can't handle it that you kill yourself.
I wish for no one to see this.

 

Wish granted, no one sees it, but I had to have seen in to understand what the wish was, causing the universe to implode inside out.

I wish for deadly bacon. (Hint hint, it means it could be corrupted into perfectly eatable bacon!)