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  1. fast11471

    fast11471 Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever felt that you are unfulfilled?
    Is there a hole deep down in your soul and you dont know how to fill it?
    Well look no further, because Putty is here to save you.

    The Church of Puttyism is a brotherhood based on spreading the light of Putty across the internet, and drawing in the unbelievers to the light. We believe that the only way to save our souls and avoid the coming destruction caused by the Ones That Shall Remain Nameless will bring. Only a shining light of masculinity and justice can save us. We must make sure that the sinners repent of their non-putty ways, and join us in our grand brotherhood.

    If you would like to join the Churh of Puttyism, you must say our holy oath.
    OUR OATH:
    "I swear to devote my life and energy to the grand master, Putty."

    Don't be an unbelieving heathen anymore, join us and all of your wildest, puttyist dreams will come true.

    All existing members will be expected to join in our routine sacrifice of the virgin dolphin every Tuesday, 2:00 PM PST

    7HJ7b7c.png OUR GLORIOUS LEADER
     
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  2. Greedy_Bee

    Greedy_Bee Well-Known Member

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    Well said brother, praise be to Putty.
     
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    #2 Greedy_Bee, Jun 19, 2014
  3. 18kss

    18kss All is within

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    Join us.

    {putty}
     
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  4. fast11471

    fast11471 Well-Known Member

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    Here is our sacrifice. Let it be done.
     
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    #4 fast11471, Jun 19, 2014
  5. Colonel_Chris

    Colonel_Chris Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, I just converted to Bvotology. {8vo}
    This is now a 8vo thread. v:
     
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  6. Bvo

    Bvo Well-Known Member

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    <8 Long live 8vo
     
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  7. fast11471

    fast11471 Well-Known Member

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    Heretic.
     
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    blankbots Well-Known Member

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    The Great Schism of the Church of Puttyism.
     
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    I devote my life and energy to the grand master, Bvo
     
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  10. Bvo

    Bvo Well-Known Member

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    We offer free hugs in the Church of Bvotology.

    8vo is love, 8vo is life.
     
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  11. blankbots

    blankbots Well-Known Member

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    Instantly sold.
    fast seemed a little sketchy anyway.
     
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  12. fast11471

    fast11471 Well-Known Member

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    When your soul is burning in the fiery depths of the underworld, you will see all of Putty's faithful followers being saved.
     
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    <8
     
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  14. Bvo

    Bvo Well-Known Member

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    You know nothing Jon Snow.
     
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    fast11471 Well-Known Member

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    Jon Snow*
    And I know everything...I have seen the realms beyond this world. I have had visions of the coming destruction that only Putty can save us from. Join us, or meet your destruction.
     
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    #15 fast11471, Jun 19, 2014
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    Bvo Well-Known Member

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    I had it right. You're seeing things. Must be consumed by a fake god. OOO
     
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    fast11471 Well-Known Member

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    Thou shalt be cleansed by Putty.
     
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    #17 fast11471, Jun 19, 2014
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    chickenputty License & registration?

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    Hello, young followers.
    BAWK!
     
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  19. Bvo

    Bvo Well-Known Member

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    Why would I want to be cleansed by a lesser being?
     
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  20. fast11471

    fast11471 Well-Known Member

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    HE HAS SPOKEN.
    8vo, you cannot hope to match his might.
     
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